Washington DC Requires Nude Strippers To Be Masked, Clubs Warned About ‘Staff Not Wearing Masks’

The Daily Caller ^ | January 25, 2022 | David Hookstead

[paddles]

OTOH, hot suburban MILFs can now make a few extra bucks anonymously.

[glennaro]

Although whether or not you wear a mask (or get "vaccinated" for that matter!) has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not you catch and/or transmit the Fauci Flu ...

... but not wearing a mask (at least in the collective known as D.C.) will assure you will not get a private lap dance.

Is this a great country or what! (Irrationality and fear rule the day!)

[ShadowAce]

...irregardless of how much or how little of other clothing they have on.

Since this guy obviously can't speak English, I'm not sure how well his story actually holds up.

[fireman15]

[Honest Nigerian]

DO NOT post pictures!
We will not be ruling on guilt or innocence.
Thank you

[SoCal Pubbie]

It said strippers, not hoes!

[Bigg Red]

Idiocy.

Speaking of idiocy, the writer of this piece is seriously lacking skills.

[ActresponsiblyinVA]

There is a line of government officials to monitor compliance.

[PGR88]

OTOH, hot suburban MILFs can now make a few extra bucks anonymously.

They've got the internet for that.

[Mouton]

There is a line of government officials to monitor compliance

Probably doing a bottom up review.

[frank ballenger]

Are the politicians and lobbyists required to ‘mask up’ as well? Or are they exempt?

In general or at the strip clubs on nightly trips to monitor them?

At the clubs they will go maskless because their eyeglasses steam up so much they can't see the suspects.

Or they can take the word of the women: "Why, we have nothing to hide."

[Rebelbase]

Lena Hyena is ecstatic.

[moovova]

Exactly what part if their body has to be masked?

Asking for a friend..

[bgill]

Mask that end, too. China was having problems with covid infect others in apartments where the toilet pipes were cracked.

[Col Frank Slade]

Reach out to strippers as part of an ongoing probe.

[silent majority rising]

instead of “Two baggers”, they can have “Two maskers”. In some cases, not a bad thing.

[Macoozie]

so, their nasty HooHoo’s are wide open spewing disease,
but they have to cover their mouths?

Yeah, that makes sense.

/s

[skepsel]

Irregardless is a perfectly cromulent word.

[alexander_busek]

Well, duh! Could it be that genitalia doesn’t do a whole lotta breathing and coughing? I mean, typically, or usually, or normally?

As long as I'm still welcome to shove a dollar bill into her ... coin purse.

Regards,

[TangoLimaSierra]

Nobody will notice, I’ll bet.