Posted on 01/26/2022 8:00:17 AM PST by george76
Washington D.C. strip clubs have allegedly been warned about employees not wearing masks.
The city recently published its latest data on businesses that have violated the mayor’s order on masks and vaccination requirements, and multiple strip clubs made appearances on the list.
Archibald’s, The Good Guys Restaurant and Camelot were all verbally warned for “Staff not wearing masks / Required signage not posted.”
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Seeing as how this scandal has seemingly rocked our nation’s capital, I had to find out whether or not the dancers are required to wear masks while losing the rest of their clothes.
After a quick phone call to one of the establishments, it was confirmed to me that the dancers are required by the city to wear masks, irregardless of how much or how little of other clothing they have on.
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At the time of publication, I have reached out to find out whether or not the dancers were the maskless employees, but I have not gotten a concrete answer to that question at this time.
One unnamed Washington D.C. hotshot did confirm to me that strippers are often seen maskless at local clubs while dancing and spending time with customers.
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Furthermore, if you don’t see the absurdity of strippers having to wear masks while dancing naked, I really don’t know what to tell you! If they’re not wearing clothes, it’s kind of hard to understand why they need to wear masks. Then again, logic is kind of out the window in Washington D.C. these days.
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I will make sure to update this piece as more information rolls in. Trust me when I say I will be monitoring all developments like a hawk!
OTOH, hot suburban MILFs can now make a few extra bucks anonymously.
... but not wearing a mask (at least in the collective known as D.C.) will assure you will not get a private lap dance.
Is this a great country or what! (Irrationality and fear rule the day!)
Since this guy obviously can't speak English, I'm not sure how well his story actually holds up.
DO NOT post pictures!
We will not be ruling on guilt or innocence.
Thank you
It said strippers, not hoes!
Idiocy.
Speaking of idiocy, the writer of this piece is seriously lacking skills.
There is a line of government officials to monitor compliance.
They've got the internet for that.
There is a line of government officials to monitor compliance
Probably doing a bottom up review.
In general or at the strip clubs on nightly trips to monitor them?
At the clubs they will go maskless because their eyeglasses steam up so much they can't see the suspects.
Or they can take the word of the women: "Why, we have nothing to hide."
Lena Hyena is ecstatic.
Exactly what part if their body has to be masked?
Asking for a friend..
Mask that end, too. China was having problems with covid infect others in apartments where the toilet pipes were cracked.
Reach out to strippers as part of an ongoing probe.
instead of “Two baggers”, they can have “Two maskers”. In some cases, not a bad thing.
so, their nasty HooHoo’s are wide open spewing disease,
but they have to cover their mouths?
Yeah, that makes sense.
/s
Irregardless is a perfectly cromulent word.
As long as I'm still welcome to shove a dollar bill into her ... coin purse.
Regards,
Nobody will notice, I’ll bet.
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