A couple of hefty boulders in the front yard should do the trick...
Granite quarry blocks. You need an 18 wheeler to deliver them, but nothing short of a tank will budge them.
Yep, that is what I did and no one ever ran into my front yard trees.
I looked it up. The house sold last year and it actually had a string of hefty rocks in front, perpendicular to the garage. No way a car go over them and hit the front and still have the speed to land in the drink behind the house. (Not a lake at this end of Deal Lake, hardly a creek.)
Driver must have made a special trip to get into the water afterwards! :D
Not a pricey neighborhood either. But if I were the insurance investigator...well...I’d be extra skeptical.
There are a couple of houses where I live that feature front yard boulders because of the propensity of local drunks to blow the stop sign.
— 22-foot long sections of steel railroad rails driven into the ground at four-foot intervals along the front lawn of the home.
— 7 feet of each rail protruded above the ground. The remaining 15 feet were embedded in the ground.
— A neat hedge row planted along the entire front lawn, totally obscuring the steel rails from view in any direction.
Worked like a charm. One night when nobody was home, the neighbors heard a car hurtling down the hill. There was a brief screech of brakes at the bottom, then an odd loud metallic sound that was described as “the dull vibration of a giant tuning fork.”
The car was a mangled wreck. The hedges were a bit ruffled, but there wasn’t a single piece of the car larger than a soup can on the front lawn beyond the hedges.