Posted on 01/03/2022 2:12:35 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
The Taliban has ordered clothes shop mannequins to be beheaded because they are “idols” as the brutes continue to wage war on women’s freedoms.
Shopkeepers in the western province of Herat in Afghanistan have been told to chop the heads off their mannequins after officials ruled the dummies were sinful “idols”.
The worshipping of idols is considered a sin in Islam, which bans the worship of anyone or thing other than Allah – considered to be the only God
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Really? That's the most pressing problem in Afghanistan?
I had to check to see if this was The Babylon Bee.
I remember mannequins that were designed to be headless. Why didn’t they use those?
Welp, there goes Oshmans Sporting Goods.
Ho, ho, the Babylon Bee is so funny!
Wait, what?
The BEE.......NO?? Good grief...Truth is absurd sometimes.
Behead the mannequins and pour ketchup all over them. That’s a proper Islamic idol.
Curiouser and curiouser. What they gonna put a burka on.
The Taliban says that if a man views a strange woman’s face, he may be tempted to impure thoughts or acts......I suppose they’re including anything that resembles a woman....photos etc. will soon be outlawed no doubt.
“The Taliban has ordered clothes shop mannequins to be beheaded because they are “idols” as the brutes continue to wage war on women’s freedoms.”
When they behead their blowup dolls, they will find them less useful.
I guessed Babylon Bee.
I lose yet again.
BeeHead them lmao
Babylon Bee?
“Really? That’s the most pressing problem in Afghanistan?”
They’re like the US agencies that create edicts on masks. They can’t allow even the slightest deviation because that calls their other edicts into question. So, everything must be enforced to the maximum. (Hence children being arrested in restaurants in NY.)
Islam is a ninth century religion. Recall that back then Christians fought over how many angels could dance on the head of a pin. The difference is, Christianity could evolve and change. Islam can’t. If someone tries, they get murdered.
An Iranian who came to the US alone as a teenager converted to Christianity, married and had children. He told me with tears in his eyes he’d never contacted his family in Iran to tell them he was okay. He said, “I miss them terribly.
But they’re adherents to a crazy religion. My father would be required to kill me and my children. I know he would do it.”
1st thing I thought of!
Smart like rock sharp like door knob.
It reads like a comedy show.
Achmed. “Hey Ali, I cut this bitch’s head off last nite during sex”. “Now don’t matter how much air I blow in her she just lay there”. “Whatcha think I ought do? “
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