[libstripper]

Translation of this horror:

Dear US Comrades:

Uncle Joe Biden now needs your help in rooting out enemies of the DemonRat party just as much as Uncle Joe Stalin needed the same help in cleansing the USSR in the 1930s, so please help in ratting out your relatives, former friends, and neighbors just as those Heroes of the Soviet Union did so long ago. Indeed, given Thanksgiving's racist history, it would be super appropriate to do to any Thanksgiving guests you don't really like anyway. Oh and, BTW, we won't let anyone you rat out confront you, regardless of that silly piece of toilet paper called the "Constitution."

[Mark]

Defund the FBI.

[Paladin2]

I nominate Nazi Pelousy, Meritless Garland and the Fey Wray all to undergo a proper investigation.

[CrappieLuck]

No interest is who rioted in DC during June??....Burned the church, injured 150 federal officers...

Nope, didn’t think so.

[lee martell]

To the F.B. (bleepin’) I.:
Don’t you guys have any real work to do?
Last week we heard ya’ll were hunting down info on Jimmy Hoffa, who has been disappeared since the year Elvis died.
Now, you want us to spy on our own families for non-crimial behavior?
My response to the lot of you: “Eat Giblets!!”

[Governor Dinwiddie]

The G-Men are now the S-Men, our homegrown Statsi.

[Steve_Seattle]

Did they spend 1/1000th of the time tracking down the participants at the 200 BLM riots last year?

[Thunder90]

How about Antifa and BLM last year? Or the looters hitting upscale CA stores?

[Williams]

Absolutely sick.

[Flick Lives]

The FBI is diseased.

[Jane Long]

I had to check to see if the was the Babylon Bee.

Outrageous, real news sounds like the Bee, every day.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Time for 80 million of us to turn ourselves in.

[reasonisfaith]

I thought most of the people at the Capitol that day WERE in the FBI.

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

Call the number. Report Ray Epps.

[ALASKA]

ABOLISH, THEN REPLACE/REFORM the FBI, CIA, DOJ.

[GnuThere]

I hate these people!

[Mr. Mojo]

<< The #FBI continues to seek tips about those involved in the violence at the U. S. #CapitolBuilding on #January6th. >>

Violence? I’ve seen a lot of video from inside the Capitol that day, but haven’t seen any violence. Plenty of vids of cops opening the doors and letting people in to walk around, though. And FBI moles attempting to instigate a real riot and failing miserably.

[Major Matt Mason]

If you have a GOP rep or senator, give them an earful on a regular basis on their failure to even open their mouths about this garbage. The FBI is clearly out of control.

[DoughtyOne]

Man, was I ever wrong about the FBI.

[TigersEye]

I have said it before; I wouldn’t call the FBI if I saw Al-Qaeda rolling into town in a hundred technicals.

I would call the Sheriff.

[CatHerd]

Stasi.

It was FBI Chicago:

https://mobile.twitter.com/fbichicago/status/1463976057166573580

The replies are hilarious! Looks like they got Freeped.