Posted on 06/10/2021 3:13:05 PM PDT by DoodleBob
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg posted videos of himself on Monday throwing spears at wooden targets, and shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins. The social media Master of the Universe inexplicably wore hearing protection when throwing spears.
“I have a very particular set of skills…” Zuckerberg wrote in a Facebook caption that featured a video of himself throwing a spear at a wooden target in slow motion. The CEO wore hearing protection to throw spears normally associated with firearms.
In another caption of a slow-motion video of him shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins, the Facebook CEO wrote, “If I were an Avenger, pretty sure I’d be Hawkeye.”
While it remains unclear why and where these particular videos were taken, Zuckerberg mentioned in another Facebook post a few days earlier that he wanted to hike a trail, but was unable to obtain a hiking permit.
“A trail I wanted to hike is out of hiking permits, but has plenty of hunting permits available,” Zuckerberg wrote. “That’s basically saying: look, you can’t walk here unless you also bring a bow and arrow. So I guess we’re doing this.”
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Totally.
This is the first real evidence I’ve ever seen of existence of a third gender.
I think you may be onto something. But, I suspect that the real reason is that he doesn’t like hearing the screams when he throws amiss and hits one of the servants.
Because you took the trouble to post this, I believe you owe us all a follow-up telling us who GIVES A SHIT!!
“The very image of the modern American male.”
You ain’t kiddin’. Have you seen the ones from California? Wee, timorous , cowering, beasties. Not all of them, just the ones from the hives.
A true, weaponized autist.
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The first song I think it is an Alice in Chains song from the 1990s.
Anyone reading this guy has completed a hunter safety course and a bow cert? I don’t think he’s old enough to be grandfathered and all 57 states required both to purchase a hunting license.....
It’s his schtoyl.
HIKING PERMIT?
“What a putz....”
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT !
Ummm. I threw the javelin in college...... I don’t the kilos on that spear, but that form is nothing to brag about or post online. What a dork.
Ugh! Zuckerberg is a primitive spear-chucker!! Ugh!!!!
I guess statistically speaking, even dumb people have some probability of becoming super wealthy.
I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s trolling us. He wants everyone to view him as some sort of idiot savant / Asperger’s afflicted goofball. In the meantime he runs a company that imposes draconian censorship and thought control techniques.
So many times I have to check the source, to see if it is the Bee. Half the world has gone mad.
And be sure to wear your I Love Target shirt. Nice and bright red.
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