L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, former porn star Mary Carey say they’ll run to replace Newsom if recall qualifies(Why not...)

KTLA ^ | 4-13-2021 | Los Angeles Times Editorial

[Vendome]

And so it begins. With organizers of the recall effort to oust Gov. Gavin Newsom on the cusp of triggering a special election, a colorful cast of hopefuls who want to replace the Democratic leader has started to emerge — including a few familiar faces.

Former porn star Mary Carey and Los Angeles billboard icon Angelyne, both of whom ran in the 2003 recall election to replace then-Gov. Gray Davis, have announced they will run to succeed Newsom as governor should the recall effort qualify for the ballot.

“I have big plans for California, and it is time for someone with a new attitude from outside of mainstream politics to lead,” Carey, whose real name is Mary Cook, said in a statement Tuesday. “I can promise you — it won’t take long before all Californians will be satisfied with my job performance.”

[Bulwyf]

Eww, gross.

Need eye bleach.

[Hardastarboard]

OMG!! I searched for Angelyne. That face! That face! I think I saw that face in a Twilight Zone episode once. AAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHH!

[Rebelbase]

Ah, now I know where that missing pair of basketballs went.

[a fool in paradise]

Who is Gary Coleman going to vote for?

[a fool in paradise]

>>Apparently, a whole lotta people been satisfied with Mary’s “performance.”

Look where Kamalas Harris went with such skills.

[a fool in paradise]

>>Never understood the fake balloon thing.

These days they are being told to get fake sausage.

And gay men are getting the balloons thinking that somehow dudes who like dudes will like their saline bags.

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

Washed up whore, with a dried up whore all running to replace an attention whore

[Spktyr]

At least they’re honest about it, unlike Gavin Gruesome.

[Terry L Smith]

I remember it, from the night drives home to Berdoo from Universal and Knott’s.

[Vendome]

Man!

You are tougher on Newsom than I am...

[Elsie]

I see what you did here

[Elsie]

If I were Gary, I’d keep it covered too, after seeing those piranha teeth!

[a fool in paradise]

They both ran for governator the last time this happened.

Gary’s dead now. Still wonder who he will vote for.