Mitt Romney knocked unconscious, suffers black eye during fall

NY Post ^ | March 1, 2021 | 7:19pm | By Kenneth Garger

[conservative98]

Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye.

“I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.

[spokeshave]

The mouse did it.

[Real Cynic No More]

If I cared for him, I’d be sympathetic. I’ve had more than my share of falls lately. I’m finding that I cannot do the things I’ve been used to doing in my past.

[mom.mom]

It’s tough playing the dark side. Who’s next? My bet would be Bill Cassidy (LA).

[Joann37]

Was this from the Onion?

[Varsity Flight]

Unconscious....

....Years ago.

[gdc61]

could not have happened to a nicer guy

[dadfly]

maybe the financial ghosts of all the American working class jobs bain capital “leveraged” into the trashcan of communist china ran him into a door.

[Kazan]

The Russians did it! Thank you, Vladimir Putin!

[Albion Wilde]

He was probably watching Trump’s speech at CPAC, had a fit of apoplexy, and his his head on the beverage cart.

[petitfour]

Boston? Does he live there?

[griffin]

assclown deserves more of the same.

[Elsie]

I thought the Babylon Bee was a Christian organization??

[Flick Lives]

As the story lacks any specifics as to why he he’ll, one can only surmise he experienced some medical problem, which is not being mentioned. If he had simply tripped over a child’s toy or a rug, it would have been stated.

[Elsie]

Your watch is fast.

I clocked it at 59 seconds.

[davidb56]

Chinese dont use toilet paper?

[Jeff Chandler]

Magic underwear

[Elsie]

OUCH!

[guido911]

[Salamander]

I’m trying to even give a flying crap.

So far, ain’t happenin’.

[Georgia Girl 2]

The Harry Reid school of exercise.