Posted on 02/25/2021 1:46:49 AM PST by Helicondelta
China on Thursday (Feb 25) said it had never asked US diplomats to undergo COVID-19 anal swabs, following American media reports that State Department personnel had complained of being subjected to the intrusive test.
But Beijing rebuffed reports from Vice and Washington Post - citing US officials - that State Department employees in China had been given the test "in error", despite diplomats being exempt from the procedure.
"China has never requested US diplomatic personnel in China to undergo anal swabs," foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said at a regular press briefing Thursday.
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Alright; where is the REST of this Babylon Bee story??
It’ll all work out in the end.
Biden’s diplomats probably enjoyed it or asked if they could swab with something bigger.
Skipping the rest, its nice (and could be handy) knowing how to say “Please” in Chinese. ;-)
Does Qǐng? (with raised inflection at end) serve as a question and Qǐng! more like a demand?
Ha!
Must’ve been abducted by aliens. Or welcomed by the third sex committee.
Shades of idiocracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE
Knowing what goes on in China, this could end up on a menu somewhere.
It would be called “Swabby Delight - fresh American swab for you to enjoy”.
I just used Google Translate. Don’t know Chinese for anything, really;D
Yeah-— disposable battery powered vibrating anal Covid Tests— that will increase the testing, and repeat testing.
Sick people chi-coms love sick gwailos like out State Dept. butt pirates and crew cut female stevedores.
Oh my, if it wasn’t anal swabs then what exactly did they poke in there?
LOL, THANK YOU!
This kind of funny meme has been bouncing around in my head for the longest time, and it does make me laugh...
But for the life of me, I could not remember (other than my own occasionally twisted sense of humor) where on earth I had seen it.
I thought it came from one of those “internet commercials” that are rude and funny, but never were really intended to make it onto any kind of television anywhere.
When you said “Idiocracy” that popped my eyes and I exclaimed “That’s it!!!”
On a separate note-I had seen Idiocracy some years back, and it left an indelible mark on me...so I resolved to buy it. But when I looked, I couldn’t find a copy for under $40! I kept looking for some time then just gave up. I just went online and did a search, and there are places I can buy it, so...I am going to do that.
It is just one of those movies or books that is prophetic...:)
Atlas Shrugged.
1984.
Idiocracy.
I kind of hope they actually did this, These people have been sticking us in the rear for years, bought time the get to experience what its like.
The CCP doesn’t kiss and tell.
You want the swab in your nose or up your a**?
A** please!!!
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Is that the trannie?
Is this satire?
Sadly I don’t believe it is 100% satire but likely some bit of truth. Ugh.
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