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COVID Anal Swabs for Beijing Residents More Accurate, Says Chinese Expert
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| 1-26-21
| JOHN FENG
Posted on 01/26/2021 6:29:40 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome
A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.”
Eauuuu!
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:41:10 PM PST
by
upchuck
(The face mask is the American version of the burka. h/t CC&E)
To: dynachrome
Dont those people over there get it up the hmm-hmmm enough already bythe communists?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:41:50 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
This one goes in your mouth
And THIS one goes in your rump.
No wait, THIS one goes in your mouth
and this one goes in your rump
< /Idiocracy >
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:41:51 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:42:32 PM PST
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: dynachrome
Richard Gere tested positive for gerbil.
To: lightman
>>the mask mandates are explicit that those in restaurants MUST wear a mask INTO THE RESTROOM where of course that cloth will absorb all toilet odors and other zhit.
Flushing toilets atomizes fecal matter
Let THAT sink in.
“Distancing?!!”
Covid says, Watch THIS!
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:43:25 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: dynachrome
LOL, our brilliant minds think alike!!!! Mean Little Pete B**tpl*g and his “husband” Chasten are skippity-skip-skipping with joy, thinking about someone @n@l swab testing them!! LMAO
To: upchuck
A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.” That's going to be a tad inconvenient with a full blown Burqa but Dr. FauXi will figure something out.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:43:44 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: LastDayz
>>Will mooning come back into vogue?
I hope not. Vogue has put both Bruce Jenny and Kamala Harris on the cover. I am scared to think of a photo spread of either of them mooning in vogue.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:44:45 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: a fool in paradise
+1
Masks are about compliance, not “science”.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:11 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: dynachrome; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
So, can you do this one from your car, too?
DANG!
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:12 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(For an election lasting longer than 4 weeks, consult your forensic detective)
To: dynachrome
Good grief, wait until Fauci and Biden hear about this!
Heck I loved to see THAT EO's language. 🤣🤣🤣
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:21 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: dynachrome
Drop yore drawers.
Assume the position.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:34 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: dynachrome
We’ll be taking it up the arse from CCP in more ways than one!
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:46:08 PM PST
by
SkiKnee
To: dynachrome
So does this mean Covid can be spread by farting?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:47:00 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: dynachrome
Mayor Pete, the new Secretary of Transportation, will offer to administer the swabs to young male air line pilots.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:47:10 PM PST
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Bite Me.....The Commander-in-Thief, Commander-in-Cheat, Illegitimate president!)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:47:25 PM PST
by
jdsteel
("A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it." Sorry Ben, looks like we blew it.)
To: Deaf Smith
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:47:55 PM PST
by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
To: PROCON
If it's spread by farting does that mean I have to wear double underwear?
Briefs or Jockeys?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:48:18 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: PROCON
Yes.
If you can smell the f@rt your magik mask has lost its pixie dust.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:48:49 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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