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Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed sheriff’s office cruiser
wfla ^ | 01/22/2021

Posted on 01/22/2021 3:33:27 PM PST by devane617

Edited on 01/22/2021 5:14:00 PM PST by Jim Robinson. [history]

Officials say a naked Florida man has been arrested after stealing what news footage showed to be a marked Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office cruiser and crashing it.

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says 22-year-old Joshua Shenker was arrested after Thursday’s crash and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and other counts.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: ap; chat; chatforum; copyrightviolation; excerpt; floridaman; localnews; naked; pp
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To: RummyChick

“...spray painted, blah blah, and a pickle jar.”

*Laughing uproariously*...thanks for that story :^)


21 posted on 01/22/2021 4:18:02 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: fidelis

“PD: Nude man who assaulted officer in North Phoenix has died”

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/nude-man-assaults-officer-in-north-phoenix-tased-and-taken-into-custody


22 posted on 01/22/2021 4:21:44 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: TexasGator

An article from almost two years ago? Phoenix Man will NEVER catch up to Florida Man at that rate! :)


23 posted on 01/22/2021 5:09:19 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: fidelis

“NAKED FATHER PUMMELS PATROL VEHICLE WITH FISTS AND HIS VEHICLE WHILE SON WAS ON-BOARD”

https://www.azdps.gov/news/ims/7


24 posted on 01/22/2021 5:12:23 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: fidelis

Naked woman in Arizona who said she was sexually assaulted steals deputy’s vehicle, leads authorities on 70-mile high-speed chase

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-woman-arizona-leads-authorities-high-speed-chase-article-1.2937176


25 posted on 01/22/2021 5:13:40 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: fidelis

Tucson man charged with sexually assaulting a pony also accused of trying to steal ATM in Wyoming

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/tucson/tucson-man-charged-with-sexually-assaulting-a-pony-accused-of-trying-to-steal-atm-in-wyoming


26 posted on 01/22/2021 5:15:19 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: fidelis

Nude TuscojnMan Call Leads To Assault On TPD Officers

https://arizonadailyindependent.com/2015/08/18/aggravated-assualt-police-officer-shot-non-life-threatening/


27 posted on 01/22/2021 5:16:53 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: fidelis
AZ couple force Mexican day laborer to have sex with ..


28 posted on 01/22/2021 5:20:01 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: devane617; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Naked #FloridaMan! Hooray!

DANG!

29 posted on 01/22/2021 5:20:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (For an election lasting longer than 4 weeks, consult your forensic detective)
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To: RummyChick
He spray-painted a few chairs, the bongos and a pickle jar, but his handiwork was barely noticeable, manager Amanda Kitto said.

Spray-painted them with what?

30 posted on 01/22/2021 5:21:26 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (For an election lasting longer than 4 weeks, consult your forensic detective)
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To: devane617

Dum-duh-duh-DUH! It’s FLORIDA MAN!


31 posted on 01/22/2021 5:25:20 PM PST by Viking2002 (The revolution won't need to be televised. It'll be on your doorstep.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

its interesting to see what people pick up out of that story

for me it was the pants part of the story


32 posted on 01/22/2021 5:26:25 PM PST by RummyChick (To President Trump: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3923111/posts)
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To: devane617

Florida Man is the one institution that has not failed us.


33 posted on 01/22/2021 5:30:01 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: devane617

“Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!” - Randy Newman.


34 posted on 01/22/2021 8:31:20 PM PST by JME_FAN (MOLON LABE!)
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