Posted on 01/22/2021 3:33:27 PM PST by devane617
Edited on 01/22/2021 5:14:00 PM PST by Jim Robinson. [history]
Officials say a naked Florida man has been arrested after stealing what news footage showed to be a marked Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office cruiser and crashing it.
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says 22-year-old Joshua Shenker was arrested after Thursday’s crash and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and other counts.
(Excerpt) Read more at wfla.com ...
“...spray painted, blah blah, and a pickle jar.”
*Laughing uproariously*...thanks for that story :^)
“PD: Nude man who assaulted officer in North Phoenix has died”
An article from almost two years ago? Phoenix Man will NEVER catch up to Florida Man at that rate! :)
“NAKED FATHER PUMMELS PATROL VEHICLE WITH FISTS AND HIS VEHICLE WHILE SON WAS ON-BOARD”
https://www.azdps.gov/news/ims/7
Naked woman in Arizona who said she was sexually assaulted steals deputy’s vehicle, leads authorities on 70-mile high-speed chase
Tucson man charged with sexually assaulting a pony also accused of trying to steal ATM in Wyoming
Nude TuscojnMan Call Leads To Assault On TPD Officers
Spray-painted them with what?
Dum-duh-duh-DUH! It’s FLORIDA MAN!
its interesting to see what people pick up out of that story
for me it was the pants part of the story
Florida Man is the one institution that has not failed us.
“Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!” - Randy Newman.
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