Tesla’s car horns can now fart, bark, or do whatever else you might want them to

Driving ^ | Dec. 29 2020 | COLEMAN MOLNAR

[Bob434]

TESLA- the Eric Swalwell Edition

[Kevmo]

I dunno what queefing is and I do not wanna know.

[Kevmo]

You will no doubt get arrested.

[dayglored]

> I dunno what queefing is and I do not wanna know.

You're right, and so I won't tell you.

What I will tell you is that men have three orifices from which gas may be expelled rapidly, making a characteristic noise. The mouth (belch), the nose (sneeze), and the anus (fart).

Women have four.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Thanks! That sounds a LOT like what we heard! It wasn’t a Tesla, but sounded very much like that — kind of like a wanna-be baby ICE.

[dayglored]

> Before queefing became a homo party favor?

Queefing has nothing to do with homosexuality. Are you sure you didn't mean something like felching?

Kevmo: Don't look up felching. Seriously, don't do it. You REALLY don't want to know.

[piasa]

Write the company, tell them you want the exciting fart sound option.

That option is offered as part of the Lumpy Spurtscar audio package.

[eyedigress]

If I had the farts that I have now been available in HS, I would be legend. :^)

[Kevmo]

No way I look nor care. Thanx 4 the heads up.

[Reverend Wright]

How about a dixie horn like the dukes of Hazzard ?

... but Tesla target market are wokeness signalling assh@les so I guess not.

[2CAVTrooper]

I want horns that sound like a machine gun going off.

[dragnet2]

You know you’re successful when you have a Tesla that barks and farts.

[DoodleBob]

Are you sure it wasn't Jake or Elwood?

[2CAVTrooper]

https://youtu.be/2E9KnTtNqn4

[R_Kangel]

.... Got mine to Mooooo ... Like a Cow ..... In a Horsie Neighorhood it had some folks confused LOL

[JaguarXKE]

Eric Swalwell’s car?

[Nachoman]

I want one that sounds like a woman having a screaming orgasm.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Not me. I get tired of hearing that every day, morning, noon, and night.

[2CAVTrooper]

Is that the thing with the rodents?

If so, I remember a story from the early 90’s about two guys in San Francisco who “played” with their pet gerbil.

Long story short, the gerbil got scared, one guy had his nose broken and eyebrows singed when he lit a match causing the gerbil to be shot out like a flaming cannonball. The other guy got second and third degree burns, and the gerbil didn’t make it.

Joe Cartoon’s GerBill:
https://youtu.be/mc6i4Ar6TRY

[dayglored]

> Is that the thing with the rodents

No, it's a lot more disgusting and only involves humans.

Your mention of Joe Cartoon takes me back to a more innocent (sort of) time of the Internet. Hoo-hoo washing and electric light sockets and so forth. Laughed my ass off multiple times watching those.