I dunno what queefing is and I do not wanna know.
You're right, and so I won't tell you.
What I will tell you is that men have three orifices from which gas may be expelled rapidly, making a characteristic noise. The mouth (belch), the nose (sneeze), and the anus (fart).
Women have four.
South Park did a whole episode complete with an anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EQ_kWbLMD4
Don’t watch if you don’t want to know. :)