China flight attendants may start wearing diapers as a COVID-19 precaution

Pennlive ^ | 11 December A.D. 2020 | Claudia Dimuro

[lightman]

NOT from the Babylon Bee!

[entropy12]

Where will those diapers be worn?
The usual place kids use, or on face or some other body parts?

[lee martell]

Bring your own jug of Febreeze!
Helping you stay Lavender fresh as you scoot up and down those narrow airplane aisles while wearing your full diaper.

[Seruzawa]

Sounds like a Second City TV skit.

[fuente]

Eau d’pooh!

[SteveH]

summer’s eve

[oldasrocks]

At least the noise in the airplane will hide the farting sounds.

[Persevero]

Smexy

[Nifster]

I had to check three times

[Safrguns]

this is NOT going to work out the way they think it is.

Grown adults pass a LOT of liquid.

Those diapers ain’t holdin sh*t!

[Osagegirl]

Will Fang Fang when she Bang Bang?

[Safrguns]

I would advise any idiot fool enough to suggest a flight attendant wear and use diapers GO TRY IT YOURSELF!... in the privacy of your own home... before “advising” that a flight attendant to the same in the midst of hundreds of passengers!

[Buttons12]

“Let’s see if we can get them to wear diapers down there too.”

[gas_dr]

Unless the sh*t is diarrhea I think you have your fluids mixed up.

[blueunicorn6]

There must be bodies everywhere.

[Safrguns]

Either way, your going to have a serious mess on your hands within seconds after relieving yourself.... placing you right in the place you were supposed to avoid, only now you will have to spend 10-15 minutes cleaning up yourself AND the bathroom.

I’ll bet $100 that the idiot who came up with this never had kids.

[null and void]

I’ll bet $100 that the idiot who came up with this never had kids.

Kids? No. Just one child.

[SuperLuminal]

CA, NY, MD, MI, CT, NJ, CO, NV, MA, GA, & PA governors will undoubtedly seize upon this idea and require that all sheeple wear diapers...

Might as well... With what is coming just about everyone will be pissing and crapping their pants all the time...

Fortunately, the lines to the ovens will not require them...

[lightman]

Fortunately, the lines to the ovens will not require them...

That would "stop the spread". /s

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

They decided that chastity belts were impractical due to the metal, and also too expensive, so figured that diapers were such a turn off that they would work.