Mysterious silver monolith disappears from Utah desert

https://www.seattletimes.com ^ | Nov. 29, 2020 | The Associated Press

[Beowulf9]

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A mysterious silver monolith that was placed in the Utah desert has disappeared less than 10 days after it was spotted by wildlife biologists performing a helicopter survey of bighorn sheep, federal officials and witnesses said.

[Beowulf9]

[White Lives Matter]

Contact Dave Bowman!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Cue the “aliens” guy.

[William of Barsoom]

Oh, God!

“They” will be coming now — the Full Fleet...

Some idiot must have touched the silver monobloc, and betrayed our DNA signals to “them.”

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(Won’t be long now... Mercifully...)

[BenLurkin]

Silver? Or stainless steel?

[TChad]

Is there video of the launch?

[lee martell]

Probably a publicity stunt for a film. A re-do of a re-do.

[Scarpetta]

Perfect Steel cleaning spray would take care of those pesky smudges on the alien totum. My fridge gleams after using the stuff.

[Sirius Lee]

Darn! There goes my interdimensional doorway. Probably sucked into another parallel universe. (’cause they don’t have perpendicular)

[Jim W N]

Find Stanley Kubrick. It probably went back to some Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer back lot somewhere.

[HangnJudge]

Do aliens use pop rivets?

[blackdog]

Hunter Biden sold it to pay for his underage girls and crack. That covered his past due from November 2017. Keep a sharp eye on the Lincoln Memorial. He’s carrying a huge vig. I hear he will be all settled up once he sells the alien bodies and recovered space ships once Joe gets rolling.

[lee martell]

Did anyone ever try to knock it over, or move it in any way?
It could have been as light as a feather. Nothing ominous.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I found it!

[JBW1949]

Strange how that ground is so flat and smooth...

[TribalPrincess2U]

A Biden illegitimate election distraction.

[a fool in paradise]

Probably snatched by scrap metal scalpers.

[abbastanza]

Call ANTIFA or BLM. It probably offended them so they took it down.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

It’s a sign the aliens are coming.

They’re going to lay waste to Atlanta, Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, Phoenix and Las Vegas in order to express their anger about the stolen election.

[ETL]