Posted on 11/02/2020 11:38:30 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
A Russian oligarch nicknamed the “Sausage King” was killed by a crossbow Monday when two masked men attacked the meat magnate and a woman in a sauna at his countryside estate outside Moscow, according to reports.
Vladimir Marugov was found dead in the sauna after his partner fled through a window in the outdoor hut and notified police about the attack some 25 miles west of the capital, the Moscow Times reported.
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I’ll take “Headlines You Rarely See” for $200, Alex.
Gotta ban those assault crossbows. And assault spears while we’re at it.
The jokes write themselves.
“The Russians sure are creative and medieval. Using a crossbow, WTF? If you try to kill someone with a crossbow you need to have a piston as backup because it is essentially a one-shot weapon.”
About 60 years ago, when I was a teenager, a wife caught her husband with his girlfriend while they were on his boat. The wife used a speargun to staple the two of them to the bottom of the boat. The husband and girlfriend drown as the boat filled with water and they couldn’t get free. That was in the late summer on Owasco Lake.
Here’s a headline I didn’t expect to see.
That didn’t take long lol
“Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, s*** gold.”
Game of Thrones!
Getting killed with a crossbow while on the kybo.
..The suspects were last seen circling the Milwaukee Brewers baseball stadium during the 7th inning...
Well, if that headline don’t beat all...
Sounds like an episode from “Fargo”!
Is there an actual difference?
Abe Froman?
Imagine what a HEMI could do?
Sausage King ends up as shish kabob...
He had a very bitter, very prolonged divorce completed recently. My guess is she had something to do with it, wanting to settle everything once and for all.
The killers were able to kill him, but were sloppy, leaving the murder weapon (arrow) behind, plus other things in their rush to scramble away.
Colonel Crittenden.
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