Posted on 10/23/2020 8:30:53 PM PDT by janetjanet998
Babylon Bee, right?
Maybe it’s the people on this particular thread, but they seem rather accepting. I don’t get the feeling anyone is staring at me or talking behind my back.
They should clean up and throw the gay and lesbian penguins in the killer whale tank.
rofl!
we are :)
The scary part is some are looking with envy :)
Male-Female birds practice anal sex. It is the only kind they can have. Birds have a cloaca, which is a latin word for "drain".
I do not want to know about the practices of gay male penguins.
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Just how common are gay penguins? How did the zoo end up with so many of them.
LOL
Thanks for point that out, for those who didn't know (and thought that female birds had separate vaginas).
Even some mammals have to practice "anal sex." The members of the order Monotremata (which means "single hole" - and includes the Duck-Billed Platypus) likewise have only a "cloaca."
Regards,
This could only happen in 2020.
#14. How can a pair of lesbian penguins (i.e. females) lay an egg if they don’t get laid by a male, non-gay penguin (unless there is some rainbow crossings here we don’t know about)?
This story has more holes in it than Yamamoto’s plane when it was shot down in WW II.
#45. Re “Just how common are gay penguins”?
Well, two thoughts.
Have you ever seen a Democrat Party Convention reception?
Have you ever seen an Academy Awards affair?
So many penguin suits. So few real men.
/sarc??? Only my hairdresser knows!
What about the Lesbian Seagull?
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Damn you...
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Kill the penguins that are causing shit. If you eat them expect they will taste funny.
“How can a pair of lesbian penguins (i.e. females) lay an egg if they don’t get laid by a male”
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Oh? Oh!
I know this one.
It must be like chickens.
Most of the eggs we eat are
unfertalized eggs.
unfertalized=unfertilized
Given penguins only have one exit hole as do all birds all penguins and all birds are practitioners. It is even worse than that. They essentially rub prolapses for insemination.
Think of the little Dutch Boys. They’ve got their finger in everything.
normalizing deviance
So animals living in abnormal conditions do abnormal things?
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