Gay male penguins steal lesbian couple's eggs at Dutch Zoo

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[janetjanet998]

The gay penguins strike again.

A pair of two male African penguins at a Dutch zoo, who made international headlines last year when they stole an egg from a heterosexual couple, have now stolen the nest of a lesbian duo, DierenPark Amsersfoort said in a Facebook post.

Zookeeper Sander Drost told Dutch News that the gay couple is taking turns sitting on the eggs to keep them warm. But, Drost said, the eggs are likely unfertilized and will not hatch because they were laid by a lesbian penguin couple.

[11th_VA]

So why don’t the male homo penguins and the lesbian ... oh neverMind ... it’s too complicated

[BenLurkin]

Do these penguins practice anal sex?

[Cowboy Bob]

A pair of two male African penguins at a Dutch zoo, who made international headlines last year when they stole an egg from a heterosexual couple, have now stolen the nest of a lesbian duo, DierenPark Amsersfoort said in a Facebook post.

Isn't that racist to point this out? Shouldn't it be "pengiun youths" are "accused" of stealing?

[ConservativeInPA]

What exactly do you have against gay penguins?

I'll have you know that I am a lesbian penguin trapped in a man's body.

[the_daug]

there's something you don't see eveyday

[DoodleBob]

There’s a headline you don’t see every day...

Exactly. This pretty common in Danish and Swiss zoos, but it happens rarely in the Netherlands.

[DoodleBob]

[dfwgator]

“Intercourse the Penguin!”

[DoodleBob]

BURMA!

[dp0622]

I always knew it!!!

Told my friends there’s this guy on a website and I think he’s really a lesbian penguin trapped in a man’s body!!

I told them at a party.

Or was then when I was locked in psych for 2 weeks?

[dp0622]

rofl!!!!!

I’m relatively sure we’ll never see it again :)

Relatively sure. The world is after all nuts these days.

[decal]

Scott...of the Sahara!

[dfwgator]

What about Lesbian Seagull?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPTXVqETBM4

[dp0622]

well that’s the oddest thing i’ve seen in a while.

and that’s saying something :)

[buwaya]

That tells me that the animals are under stress, in that in a single zoo there are pairs of “gay males” and “lesbians”.

[ConservativeInPA]

I feel so much better since I came out.

[AnxiouslyWaiting]

A figment of the zoo’s imagination.
Doesn’t exist.

[nickcarraway]

What are they doing to these penguins?

[nickcarraway]

They had a little Barbra Streisand poster in the nest.

[dp0622]

rofl!!

Well, I don’t even want to get into what’s trapped in my body.

I’ll get kicked off the site before election day :)