Posted on 09/13/2020 10:53:58 AM PDT by billorites
Only 16 days to the first presidential debate, and Dementia Joe Biden is resting up this weekend after a hard week of hitting the road, Jack.
Only one problem for Joe: Whenever he ventures outside his basement, he often loses stuff — his mind, his train of thought or at least his notes.
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim:
“I carry with me — I don’t have it. I gave it, I gave it to my staff. I carry it with me in my pocket a — do I have that around anyone? Where’s my staff? I gave it away anyway …”
He must have found something, because soon he began reading — or trying to read — some statistics. Numbers are not Dementia Joe’s forte, to put it mildly.
This day, he kept repeating the word “military.” But the actual virus numbers were for Michigan, the state he was in, in addition to his perpetual state of confusion.
Perhaps his handlers wrote “MI,” assuming that even someone as simple as Joe Biden could put two and two together. If so, they were misinformed. Related Articles
“U.S. COVID-infected military uh excuse me U.S. COVID-infected in America, six thousand 344,700 U.S. COVID deaths one thousand 189,506. Military COVID-infected 118,984. Military COVID deaths 6114.”
Actually, Mr. Vice President, the military’s death toll is exactly seven. The fatalities in Michigan, where you were babbling, is actually closer to that six-thousand figure.
Way off, but this is a guy who’s earlier pegged the number of deaths in the panic as 120 million (at the time it was 120,000).
He has also claimed that 150,000,000 Americans have been killed by firearms since 2007, but let’s move on to his proposals for tax rates.
“If you change the tax rate it went from 38 percent to 21. If you just send it back to 20 uh — 38%, um, if you — 36% to 28, that’s what we started trying to do.”
When Slow Joe is up there on that debate stage in Cleveland, it will be must-see TV, if only to hear his positions on assorted issues at that particular moment.
Remember: Biden was against fracking before he was for fracking. He was for mandatory masks before he was against mandatory masks. He was for defunding the police before he was against defunding the police. He was against the Chinese travel ban before he was for it.
Even in his addled state, though, Joe remains sentient enough to understand what they’re saying about him — that he’s losing his mind, that he can’t even answer questions without a Teleprompter.
“I mean, this idea of you know, Slow Joe … .” (Chuckles a little too long and too loudly.) “I — anyway I I shouldn’t about it because uh anyway … .”
That should put the rumors to rest, Mr. Vice President.
It was quite a week for Joe out there in the battleground states. He talked about the rising price of “prescription jugs” (did he mean drugs?).
Citing one of this week’s alt-left talking points, Biden claimed President Trump was aware of the problem with the virus.
“He knew and purfusly played it down.”
Let’s go straight to the audiotape for a few more of Joe’s bold policy prescriptions during his brief foray outside the basement this week:
“Bottom line, Mr. President: do your job. Get off your galk course and out of the sand bunker.”
“And the jobs of hundreds of thousands of American workers, the lifebud of communities all across the Midwest — if you reshore jobs that have been pres – that have presently previously been sent overseas.”
“When I was senator and vice president there were plenty of econot economists that I had around me.”
“We have to keep the House of Representatives and the United States Senate.” (Actually, the GOP controls the Senate.)
“If I were president that’s what I’d do and I’d get it done like previous precedents presidents.”
Practically none of this Biden babbling ever makes the network newscasts, because the “reporters” are all Democrat stenographers with press passes. The campaign seems to permit no questions except from those card-carrying comrades reliably in the satchel.
Before “taking questions” from the fellow travelers, Joe either gets a list of the common nightwalkers, or his aides call on the Pravda press to regurgitate some inane set-up question.
Still, Joe gets confused, often looking to the side, staring at his aides/nurses for direction.
“I guess, are you calling on people or how am I — I don’t have a list so you go ahead and call.”
Yes, it will be great TV when Biden takes the stage with Trump.
If Joe’s being given his answers to recite via an earpiece, the Trump campaign will jam those transmissions. If Biden is allowed a Teleprompter (doubtful), the president will sneak up behind him and read Joe’s answer for him before Hidin’ Biden even realizes what’s happening.
I’ll leave you with one of Joe’s longer perorations of the week, as usual an attack on the incumbent. He began with a sneeze and then let it rip:
“He promised his administration would enforce every last buy in American provision on behalf of the American people and what makes his wild claims and hopes, he now hopes we don’t notice what he said or won’t remember and when he does follow through or doesn’t do when follow through, the exact opposite.”
May we quote you on that, Mr. Vice President?
Watching Hillary collapse was fun because she is such a horrible person and let Bill rape people. What is happening to Joe is just sad and cruel.
Bring on the debates. However, having said this, we can be sure the miracles of modern medicine, namely Namenda, will be quite enough to bring Joe‘s feeble mind back into focus.
Ouch. I confess that I have been working a lot this week and have not watched much on the news, but damn. Just damn.
Ask yourself how he can go for 2 hours without aides and teleprompters with unscripted moments. The bar is very low so maybe they “rest him up” and turn him loose, but somehow I doubt it because he seems to get very fatigued quickly.
Reading this the initial reaction is amusement. On reflection the idea that one of the major parties in this country is putting up someone suffering from dementia is shocking , especially with the outside possibility that he actually might get elected with all the Democrat voting fraud.
Sad and cruel? Maybe but, the guy is a pedophile.
This would be my favorite.
What do you (and others please join in) think of this?
Karlyn Borysenko:
https://twitter.com/drkarlynb/status/1304956468056272901?s=21
Listen, this is probably fake....but even if it’s not no one would be surprised by this. I knew Biden had dementia a year ago when I was still “vote blue no matter who.”
If you don’t know of Karlyn check out her story. Really interesting and has even made a PragerU video. She’s very active in #WalkAway movement.
Here is a direct link to this “anonymous” former Biden campaign worker, I don’t know whether to believe it or not, however we all see Biden definitely has dementia.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/276699459
Not to me. Biden’s a POS too.
I love Karlyn! And she is not even really a conservative. Yet. Big Trump supporter though and disgusted with the left.
What is the over/under on Biden not going to the debates at all?
Do you think for one minute to evil rats are going to let him collapse? Guess what he’s doing underground all these days? He is being fed all the questions and memorizing the answer and if that doesn’t work I guarantee you they’ll find a way to cheat. Earpiece? Bet on it! Everything is riding on the line for the rats with this debate ....everything! If Hiden does bad a the second debate will be canceled, noting some type of ailment’s Remember how giddy they were that he did well at the DNC with a Teleprompter? Expect the same jubilations and celebrations etc from the demonic rats and mediaSNAKES!! Don’t kid yourself the mediapukes will never give trump the victory even if he overwhelmingly cleans the floor with Hiden in the first debate! They’ll find something to bring him down and exult Hiden....Count on it
I think the plan is to hope he wins by litigating the results months after the election and having his VP installed when he’s forced to resign after health issues suddenly crop up. Simple plans usually work best IMO, - and I
know you’re aware of it but just wanted to throw my hat in that ring
Those dogs are MAGA!
You can’t take uppers without going through a big downer when you come off of them.
“...Bring on the debates....”
I, for one, would love to see it, but I doubt the communists are about to let their guy be seen on the same stage as the POTUS. They cannot afford the optics of him being eaten alive in a debate. My guess, Old Slow PedoJoe will come down with “something”, maybe even COVID.
He’s brain dead Jim.
they’ll have a Corona excuse this time for avoiding PT - count on that - JMHO
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