Detroit funeral home says woman ruled dead was still alive

Fox News ^ | 08/24/2020 | Robert Gearty

[DFG]

A 20-year-old woman who paramedics and a coroner declared dead was taken to a Detroit funeral home -- where she was discovered alive by morticians.

The drama began with paramedics from the Southfield Fire Department arriving at a home in Southfield Sunday morning in response to a call for an unresponsive woman.

“When paramedics arrived, they found a 20-year-old who was not breathing,” Southfield Fire Chief Johnny Menifee said, according to WDIV-TV.

[Lurker]

Oops.

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[Track9]

Binge watching MSM will do that to you. But a little time away and chances are, you’ll wake up.

[Dogbert41]

Democrat funeral home.

[Moleman]

Aww you aint dead.....

[shotgun]

She wasn’t dead, she was voting!

[Seruzawa]

Good thing she didn’t have a huge burial policy.

[Jonty30]

We should all carry bells.

[Soul of the South]

Premature burial has been an issue for centuries:

In Colonial America: https://www.ccpl.org/charleston-time-machine/buried-alive-early-charleston

The Victorian era: https://historycollection.com/buried-alive-common-victorian-era-doctors-used-10-methods-prevent/

Other examples: https://allthatsinteresting.com/buried-alive

[Seruzawa]

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

She was pining for the fjords!....................

[MayflowerMadam]

“Does that mean we don’t get the death-by-Covid payout?”

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tested positive for COVID, eh?

[DIRTYSECRET]

thought it was Biden

[volunbeer]

Overdose?

This is the stuff of nightmares. Shudder.

[pangaea6]

How does this happen? I’ve seen dead people, and those near death, still 2 entirely different looks, you can tell

[DannyTN]

Check for fangs

[LottieDah]

Poor gal wasn’t dead, she was only resting (like the Norwegian Blue from Monty Python).

[gundog]

I have good news and bad news...The good news is you’re alive. The bad news is, you’re still in Detroit.