[Alberta's Child]

I’ll tell the police I’m a black woman. Will that help me avoid a speeding ticket?

[shelterguy]

“””I’ll tell the police I’m a black woman. Will that help me avoid a speeding ticket?”””””

I was going to say the same thing but I am also a lesbian. I should be safe from arrest for any crime now.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

You will die a violent, premature death. Don’t you know that all black people who are pulled over by police are murdered in cold blood? That is what Black Lives Matters says and I believe them, shouldn’t I? They wouldn’t lie to me, would they?

[libertylover]

I’ll tell the police I’m a black woman. Will that help me avoid a speeding ticket?

No, because the cameras will record you. But a black woman will now be more likely to get away with speeding because the cops don't want the hassle of being accused and automatically being convicted of racism.

[MV=PY]

"I’ll tell the police I’m a black woman. Will that help me avoid a speeding ticket?"

That's pretty good - some cops would see the humor in it.

But maybe not if their job is on the line.

BTW, I assume you're NOT a black woman. ;)

[CJ Wolf]

I think that is already in the database when they give you your license in VA. And it is a racist question.