Posted on 05/19/2020 3:30:16 AM PDT by a little elbow grease
Nassau County chiefs want their residents to kick each other’s balls if they must, but don’t you dare go touching them … tennis balls, that is. Hey, no giggling!
That was pretty much how it sounded when County Executive Laura Curran gave a rundown on how Nassau was going to navigate reopening tennis courts there, and what the new regulations would be when handling one another’s balls. Again … tennis balls.
In fact, you can tell Curran was trying her hardest to get the word “tennis” in there each and every time she mentioned “balls,” but eventually she slipped … and let a free ball run loose in her spiel, saying folks can kick other people’s balls (back over to the owner if they happen to roll on over, is what she meant), but there is to be no touching of said balls!
That got a nice chuckle from the crowd who was listening, and finally … Curran herself cracked up as well. She said she was gonna blush and again made another balls reference that got another giggle from just about everyone.
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It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
I find little humor in this and it has nothing to do with the double entendre.
Uh oh,what are Baseball players going to do? Don’t touch other players balls and don’t stroke that bat either!
And worse we are paying them to come up with this ridiculous crap
These are the same rules for women’s tennis too but only if you are playing with Michelle Obama.
Great LIVE comedy that I still enjoy to this day!
This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
The could call it the Lemon-Cooper Rule.
Soooo-—Can she explain the new rules for Baseball-—Football-—Soccer——Basketball-—????????
Soooo-—Can she explain the new rules for Baseball-—Football-—Soccer——Basketball-—????????
They want a war? They are asking for one.
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for one ............ NO SPITTING IN BASEBALL !
Bet that will make it an interesting game of tennis😁.
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LOL ......... In the Pittsburgh Triangles days I used to play some tennis with her when she was a pudgy young girl.
She was a sweet and decent human being. Still is.
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At least it's not an animal's head.
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