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Tennis Courts Reopen As Nassau Plans Memorial Day Car Parade(Can't touch others' balls)
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| 5-15-20
| SOPHIA HALL
Posted on 05/17/2020 5:32:55 PM PDT by dynachrome
Nassau County Executive Laura Curran on Friday was pleased to announce that tennis courts have reopened in parts of Long Island, with certain restrictions.
She made the announcement at Eisenhower Park, where tennis players were already taking to some courts.
Curran, however, noted that residents looking to hit the courts will have to follow a few rules.
Curran said. Every player, unless theyre from the same household, has to bring their own tennis balls.
"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: balls; notouch; tennis
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They effing idiots did that here, too.
To: dynachrome
“To avoid confusion between whose balls are whose you can use a marker like a sharpie to put an ‘X’... to put someone’s initials on them,” she added.
I ain’t marking mine. I’m rather attached to them.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:34:50 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: dynachrome
You can kick someones balls, but you cant touch them.
We live in interesting times.
To: dynachrome
Get your damn hands off of my balls. ;-)
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:35:41 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(It is not a HOAX but it IS CERTAINLY A PRETEXT.)
To: dynachrome
(Can’t touch others’ balls)...
that’s gonna make the PA healthy secretary very upset :)
that ####ing freak
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:37:50 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals N racists dont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: dynachrome
"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:37:54 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The real virus is the MSM)
To: dp0622
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:38:43 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: dynachrome
You can kick their balls, but you can't touch themgee, my wifes policy..........
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:39:07 PM PDT
by
Lockbox
To: dynachrome
Don Lemon is going to be VERY upset that he can’t touch someone elses balls
To: dynachrome
When it all boils down to it, it depends on the individual wanting to touch my balls.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:43:19 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
To: Ouchthatonehurt
Reminds me of the country song, “Don’t touch my Willie”.
As in don’t touch my Willie Nelson records.
To: dynachrome
I’m convinced most of these people working for local governments are the HOA police in their little gated kingdoms at home.
Pathetic.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:46:50 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: dynachrome
lol
“it’s a madhouse!!”
apes taking over the planet.
That’s less crazy than a guy with a wig saying he was “mis-gendered” :)
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:52:04 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals N racists dont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: dynachrome
"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.If the name of the Nassau County Executive was Laura Johnson this would be even funnier than it already is.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:54:47 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:55:41 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(The answer to 1984 is 1776)
To: dynachrome
“..pleased to announce that tennis courts have reopened in parts of Long Island, with certain restrictions...”
I’ve got your restrictions right here.
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:58:24 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
05/17/2020 5:59:21 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
To: dynachrome
Just here for the comments.
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posted on
05/17/2020 6:01:40 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("Some of these people, I met them -- zero interest, Okay? Like zero." -- Donald J. Trump)
To: dynachrome
I aint marking mine. Im rather attached to them. I am too ... and they're attached to me; very much attached. I mean, we go places together like the movies, and baseball games. They love hanging around with me, and of course, I'm their sole means of support. Some people say they're nuts, but that's just their eccentricity.
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posted on
05/17/2020 6:01:51 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: dynachrome
can't touch others' ballsAlways good tennis etiquette.
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posted on
05/17/2020 6:03:29 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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