[dynachrome]

They effing idiots did that here, too.

[dynachrome]

“To avoid confusion between whose balls are whose you can use a marker like a sharpie to put an ‘X’... to put someone’s initials on them,” she added.

I ain’t marking mine. I’m rather attached to them.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

You can kick someone’s balls, but you can’t touch them.

We live in interesting times.

[House Atreides]

Get your damn hands off of my balls. ;-)

[dp0622]

(Can’t touch others’ balls)...

that’s gonna make the PA healthy secretary very upset :)

that ####ing freak

[Flick Lives]

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.

[Lockbox]

You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them

gee, my wife’s policy..........

[Sarah Barracuda]

Don Lemon is going to be VERY upset that he can’t touch someone elses balls

[dragnet2]

I’m convinced most of these people working for local governments are the HOA police in their little gated kingdoms at home.

Pathetic.

[philman_36]

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.

If the name of the Nassau County Executive was Laura Johnson this would be even funnier than it already is.

[Old Yeller]

This is nuts.

[Bonemaker]

“..pleased to announce that tennis courts have reopened in parts of Long Island, with certain restrictions...”

I’ve got your restrictions right here.

[a fool in paradise]

[Albion Wilde]

Just here for the comments.

[Still Thinking]

can't touch others' balls

Always good tennis etiquette.

[EdnaMode]

New balls please!

[Songcraft]

Do they have any special kicking rules for the media which are applicable only to the orange ones?

     

[certrtwngnut]

I’m a tennis player and I have never had my balls kicked. I
have had my a$$ kicked many times though.

[Gay State Conservative]

What fun is tennis if you can’t....well,never mind!

[Mr. Jeeves]

If the GOP can’t successfully ridicule the Democrats into the dustbin of history after this event, there’s no saving them.

[xrmusn]

If you are going to ‘obey the rules to the hilt’

HOW

are you supposed to return a serve if you don’t touch the ball?

They should spell out what they mean

I guess they forgot about that in baseball.

Will it be ‘against the law’ to hit a batter with a pitch?

How will the ump call strikes when he is 12’ from home plate?

He will need a ‘long neck’ to lean over the catcher.

Also if the pitcher throw the ball to the catcher does the catcher (or fielder) have to throw the ball out once it has been touched with the bare hand OR will they require them to wear gloves on both hands?

Durn fools only half explain what they want done.

Though it is a good chance to see how an auto ball/strike counter would work since the home plate ump will ‘have’ to keep his distance...

If the players can’t shower at the park will they be forced to wear DEPENDS so they don’t have to use the facilities?

Could get ‘tricky’ if one has to take a dump... will probably get a freer lane to the next base though.