Posted on 05/13/2020 9:40:49 PM PDT by lightman
BATH TOWNSHIP, MI - A police department near Michigan State University is asking student housing residents to refrain from throwing large parties so officers can “avoid humans” during the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic.
The Bath Township Police Department - known for its playful and hilarious social media presence - posted to the request to its Facebook page on Wednesday, May 13.
“Dear residents of our student house, we’d prefer if we didn’t have to keep breaking parties up of 100-plus,” the post says. “K thanks.”
The post is signed with “Officer trying to avoid humans.” The author tops off the post with these hashtag gems: #KegStandsSpreadCovid, #SaveRoomForJesus and #OMGBeckyLookAtThatGirlCoughing.
Dear residents of our student housing, we’d prefer if we didn’t have to keep breaking parties up of 100+. K thanks. -... Posted by Bath Township Police Department-Michigan on Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Michigan remains under a stay-home order until May 28, which means residents are not allowed to gather with people outside their household (among other restrictions) in an effort to stem the spread of the novel virus.
Ah, I like staying away from most humans too as I get older :)
And the ones I want to be around slap me if I touch them :)
That sounds like a line from some Zombie/Comedy movie.
#OMGBeckyLookAtThatGirlCoughing
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OK, that is pretty funny.
Channeling Joe Biden, eh?
ReAnimator was funny too
All I can say is that if the lockdowns continue then law enforcement is going to be getting a lot of human contact that they do not want.
Dylan;
You better go back to from where you came
Because the cops don’t need you
And man they expect the same.
All I can say is that if the lockdowns continue then law enforcement is going to be getting a lot of human contact that they do not want.
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Absolutely...
The head of the union for NYPD officers complained already about officers having to enforce social distancing orders...
So was “The Things We Did Last Night”. Party on dudes!!
LOL!
You dont “have” to go and serve the public. Just go TF away and leave us alone!
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