North Korean state media reports Kim Jong Un made first public appearance in weeks

CNN ^ | 05/01/2020 | By Taylor Barnes and Steve Almasy, CNN

[BipolarBob]

If you read it in the Pyongyang Times, you know it’s gotta be true.

[Brilliant]

He appeared at a fertilizer plant because he’s fertilizer.

[butlerweave]

A Fertilizer Factory that makes no Fertilizer because they use Human waste on their on their fields and everyone has to provide

[dp0622]

LOL It’s good enough for me i don’t need more proof!! :)

With an honest, established, credible, trustworthy source like that.

[SkyDancer]

More reliable than the NYT.

[McGruff]

The Chinese News Network (CNN) will probably try to pull some Weekend at Bernie’s stunt.

[Phil DiBasquette]

[kaehurowing]

In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Mao had a body double who turned up at public appearances during Mao’s latter days. Rocket Man no doubt does the same.

[tet68]

This just in...Kim Jong Un still dead.

[tet68]

I’m pretty sure I saw a picture of Kim and Fidel just
the other day.

[McGruff]

I no dead, you go away.

[~Peter]

Another Nessie sighting. Much rarer than Elvis sightings for sure.

[mikeIII]

A la El Cid.

[Songcraft]

He gave himself another haircut again, I see.   (When are those dang barber shops gonna be open again?)

[DUMBGRUNT]

Perhaps he is simply “pining for the fjords”?

[Bommer]

If you read it in the Pyongyang Times, you know it’s gotta be true.

No its actually worse. Its CNN reporting the Pyongyang Times, akin to A Shemp telling Curly to pass on to the Moe’s of the world.

[Exit148]

If it were so, there would be pics and videos all over the place.

[WKUHilltopper]

I saw him and Elvis at a gas station eating donuts.