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Well-armed old lady with a carry permit isn't afraid of 'a damn thing'? ...Snopes debunks and proves their humorectomy was succesful
Snopes ^ | 1/30/12 | David Mikkelson

Posted on 03/21/2020 4:14:24 PM PDT by Vendome

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something — body language, or the way she said it — made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a damn thing!”

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; chat; dumb; humor; lacking; notnews; oldjoke; satire; unsafe
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1 posted on 03/21/2020 4:14:24 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Vendome

Why Snopes?
Heard this ya back ago as a joke


2 posted on 03/21/2020 4:16:21 PM PDT by Bell Bouy II
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To: Bell Bouy II
Snopes is a joke.


4 posted on 03/21/2020 4:20:59 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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To: Vendome

Snopes screwed up and told the truth about something! Look!

“Seniors – Don’t mess with them. They didn’t get old by being stupid.”

;)


5 posted on 03/21/2020 4:24:31 PM PDT by Retrofitted
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To: Bell Bouy II

I was looking for the joke to copy/paste and snopes came up on my list of choices.

Clicked and thought “They really are this stew pet....”


6 posted on 03/21/2020 4:30:04 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: Vendome

I would be skeptical because Kansas is a Constitutional carry state. Why would she give the policeman a concealed carry permit? Every one of those pistols is legally possessed as described. In Kansas, she doesn’t need a concealed carry permit to have a gun in glove box, and in her car’s console, and on her person or simultaneously in all three spots.


7 posted on 03/21/2020 4:31:08 PM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

> Snopes is a joke. <

Yep. Snopes is politically driven. They smear conservatives, and run interference for liberals.


8 posted on 03/21/2020 4:38:43 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Vendome

This is consistent with Snopes’ attack on the Babylon Bee for spreading false information.

A satire site.

Can you say ‘Whoosh!’?


9 posted on 03/21/2020 4:59:28 PM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner (Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
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To: Vendome

45 automatic ...

Um, no.


10 posted on 03/21/2020 5:06:40 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Bonemaker

“ What is this “elderly” shit? She’s probably younger than me!”

Well, there’s elderly and then there’s advanced elderly.


11 posted on 03/21/2020 5:16:44 PM PDT by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
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To: Vendome

This “story” has been around for years.

It’s just a funny story folks.


12 posted on 03/21/2020 5:20:19 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: Vendome

heh.

Good on her!


13 posted on 03/21/2020 5:37:59 PM PDT by sauropod (Fear can turn a human into an animal.)
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To: Vendome

I encountered a little old lady (probably at least 80) at a gas station recently with a license plate “CCW9MM”.

I told her “Nice license plate”. She grinned and gave me a thumbs-up.


14 posted on 03/21/2020 6:04:03 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Blueflag

45 automatic ...

Um, no.

.......
I like mine


15 posted on 03/21/2020 6:11:42 PM PDT by South Dakota
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To: Blueflag

South Dakota has its advantages;-)


16 posted on 03/21/2020 6:22:44 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Blueflag

45 automatic ...
Um, no.


Well it does fire the .45 ACP round—Automatic Colt Pistol...


17 posted on 03/21/2020 6:27:48 PM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Retrofitted

At a certain age, a place where you get 3 hots and a cot and medical, dental, and vision care for free for the rest of your life doesn’t sound that bad.


18 posted on 03/21/2020 7:01:07 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (A socalist is someone that wants everything you have except your job.)
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To: Vendome

Next they’re going to tell us those faxes that used to go around in the 90’s about a guy on a biz trip meeting a hot chick at a bar then waking up in a bathtub full of ice with CALL 911 ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS HAS BEEN REMOVED written on the bathroom mirror in lipstick were not true at all.


19 posted on 03/21/2020 7:04:30 PM PDT by Rebelbase ("The people anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses" and now the circuses are gone.)
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To: Vendome

Doesn’t matter whether true or not!

It is a cautionary “teaching moment” tale!

Stay Safe!

Stay Armed!


20 posted on 03/21/2020 7:17:09 PM PDT by Taxman ((We will never be a truly FRee people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS!))
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