Posted on 03/15/2020 3:13:29 AM PDT by P.O.E.
No one likes to be seated near a sick passenger and thats especially true during a pandemic.
While the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) currently puts the risk of contracting COVID-19 on planes at low due to the nature of how air circulates and is filtered on airplanes, that doesnt mean travelers shouldnt take every health precaution possible, and maintain social distancing from anyone exhibiting symptoms of respiratory illness.
Should you find yourself on a plane with a sick passenger, however, you should be aware that the federal government and the CDC have a protocol in place for the airline industry in the event of such instances.
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“Kill them and cook them at a temperature where the virus dies.”
Good grief folks. Are ya’ll gonna let Mitt Romney seem more intelligent than us Freepers? Just tie the infected passenger to a luggage rack on the roof of the plane next to Mitt’s dog.
Simple and done. :-)
Haven’t you heard. The airlines are leaving the door open so if someone gets sick, just throw them out. Make sure you are not over a populated area first.
i hate that guy :)
...ask yourself whether a bout with Coronavirus was worth that visit to Eiffel Tower.
Jump out of your seat, demand to be moved to first class. rant and rave, claim racism even if you are white.
You know where the emergency exit is? Toss the sick guy out.
You thought I was going to suggest you jump out, huh?
Demand double Frequent Survivor Miles. Deduct them from the sick person’s account.
If I were you, I would sue the airline.
Any decent plaintiff lawyer should be able to extort some money from the airline
Order another drink
I think they can open a ramp in the back and chuck him out?.... oh wait DB Cooper ruined that fix.
Put a ziplock over their head. Duct tape it to their neck. HOW DARE THEY!
Reality is, there have been multiple sick people on every flight and close in trip you’ve ever taken. If you’re reading this, you survived and this too will pass.
Just seat the passengers at least 6 feet apart.
That’s what All-Knowing MSM says.
May be some empty seats, but that’s OK.
Use them to ship companion horses or pigs.
Live your life. Thats what this person should do. Quit being cowed by scaredy-cats.
Dang, I’m all out of screen cleaners and coffee after that aircraft “vomitorium” comment.
Freeper Dark Wing and I both have jury duty in 11-13 days. We intend to show up in Tyvek suits with hoods, wearing booties, blue nitrile gloves (from the Firefly tv series, and N95 masks plus shooting goggles.
Readers of the daily coronavirus threads know how knowledgeable we are on the subject. We intend to tell the judges, in front of all the other prospective panelists, just how dangerous jury duty is because of coronavirus. And we have a contest on how many other jurors we can scare into refusing to serve with us.
Guaranteed long term solution:
Run up to the cockpit door, bang on it loudly and shout that you have to get off immediately and they must land this instant. You have a gun and won’t hesitate to use it. And a bomb in your pocket. Then run to the nearest exit door and try to open it. If the flight crew give you any guff, repeat that the passenger has corona virus and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
When they restrain you with wire ties, try to get out of them while shouting how you’re gonna sue them and the airline and you’ll own it and them. Adding in that they’re all racists and discriminating against you would help.
Guaranteed, if you survive, you won’t have to worry about EVER flying with another sick passenger, ever, in your life.
[Posted for entertainment purposes. Do not try this at home or on an airplane. No children or animals were abused while posting this information.]
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