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Islamic State’s ‘very own Jabba the Hutt’ captured in Mosul
NYPost ^ | 1/17/20 | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 01/17/2020 1:29:08 PM PST by blueyon

He put the fat in fatwa.

A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been captured by Iraqi forces — who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn’t fit in a police car.

The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York; War on Terror
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To: blueyon

Won’t need a long rope for his “dance” but likely need extra grease to make sure he doesn’t get stuck when the trap door opens...


41 posted on 01/17/2020 2:28:52 PM PST by Skybird
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To: Gman

When he sits around the mosque, he sits AROUND the mosque!


42 posted on 01/17/2020 2:29:38 PM PST by sauropod
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To: sauropod

they could prayer service between his butt cheeks and probably did a time or two. LOL


43 posted on 01/17/2020 2:31:40 PM PST by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual and political hemlock)
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To: blueyon

Jabba the Cannibal.


44 posted on 01/17/2020 2:32:01 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: blueyon
Abu Abdul Bari

That's short for
Abu Abdul BariATRIC

45 posted on 01/17/2020 2:36:46 PM PST by lightman (The Millenials are asleep in their "wokeness".)
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To: blueyon

And he wipes his ass how?


46 posted on 01/17/2020 2:46:34 PM PST by the_daug
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To: blueyon

Let me guess...his wife’s name is Fatima?


47 posted on 01/17/2020 2:48:05 PM PST by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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To: blueyon

Looks like the Bagdadi treasure trove of info is bearing fruit.


48 posted on 01/17/2020 2:49:03 PM PST by Revolutionary ("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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To: Kriggerel

Dale The Whale - Monk’s nemesis.


49 posted on 01/17/2020 2:51:04 PM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: blueyon

Following a trail of discarded candy wrappers our brave soldiers first tried to lure him out with a twinkie but had to get him out with a harpoon instead...Aloha Snack Bar!


50 posted on 01/17/2020 2:52:41 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong ...and Epstein did not kill himself.)
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To: laweeks

Looks like he ate his 72 virgins


51 posted on 01/17/2020 3:09:28 PM PST by semaj (We are the People)
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To: blueyon

52 posted on 01/17/2020 3:21:13 PM PST by Long Jon No Silver
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To: blueyon

Whatever happened to all the spontaneous human combustion stories that used to be popular? This guy could power a whole city.


53 posted on 01/17/2020 3:23:14 PM PST by CincyRichieRich (Vote for President Trump in 2020 or end up equally miserable, no rights, and eating zoo animals)
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To: blueyon

He would blow himself up for the glory of Allah, but they can’t find a belt large enough to fit him. Besides, none of the 72 virgins would have him.


54 posted on 01/17/2020 3:30:17 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: blueyon

Priceless excerpt:

“”Macer Gifford, a British citizen who fought with a US-backed Kurdish militia in Syria, applauded the arrest and compared Bari to the slug-like gang lord of the Star Wars universe who lived on the desert planet Tatooine.
“I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul,” he said in a tweet.
“As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell… He literally looks like the world’s biggest chicken,” Gifford said.
Referring to Bari’s heft, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.””


55 posted on 01/17/2020 4:03:22 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Nateman

Fat chance he wouldn’t be caught someday.


56 posted on 01/17/2020 4:10:28 PM PST by OKITRUMP77
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To: dfwgator

Pizza face.


57 posted on 01/17/2020 4:27:51 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: blueyon

THIS???!!!! is what they follow???!!!


58 posted on 01/17/2020 4:32:31 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: blueyon

Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging for crimes against humanity on November 5, 2006, and was executed on December 30, 2006 at approximately 6:00 a.m. local time. During the drop there was an audible crack indicating that his neck was broken, a successful example of a long drop hanging.

By contrast, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti, the head of the Mukhabarat, Saddam’s security agency, and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, former chief judge, were executed on January 15, 2007, also by the long drop method, but Barzan was decapitated by the rope at the end of his fall indicating that the drop was too long, relative to his body weight.

This may change the procedure as I’m not sure if there is a rope drop short enough not to decapitate the prisoner due to his immense weight. They may have to use injection or gas to get it done.

It’s obvious it will happen as “He is considered one of the foremost leaders of ISIS and was responsible for issuing fatwas that led to the murder of scholars and clerics,” Iraqi police said. Shifa al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul Bari, is a seriously bad dude – responsible for the murders and rapes of men, women and children.

rwood


59 posted on 01/17/2020 5:28:51 PM PST by Redwood71
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

60 posted on 01/17/2020 10:15:17 PM PST by Viking2002 (Epstein and Ukraine Airlines Flight PS752 didn't kill themselves. Yeah, I went there.)
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