Posted on 12/16/2019 3:18:27 AM PST by Kaslin
Clearly Greta Thunberg is being exploited by her cynical puppetmasters, but equally clearly she’s a tiresome, bizarre Marxist scold whose exploitation of the hapless dummies who buy into the climate change hoax is part of what is an increasingly violent plot to undermine capitalism and freedom. Recently, the cretins at TIME, which shockingly still exists in 2019, named her “Person of the Year.” That’s appropriate, since 2019 has been a very annoying year.
In 2029, after the world hasn’t ended but her usefulness has, she’ll be a Jeopardy question and probably shacked up with an unemployed performance artist named Björn in an Oslo suburb. Fun fact: “Greta Thunberg” is Swedish for “Cindy Sheenhan.”
But today, we’re all supposed to fall over ourselves over Pippi Longnagging – at least that’s what our betters command – yet it’s unclear why. Teenagers are notoriously ignorant, and ones spewing recycled Marxism are the worst of all. But the idea is not that this tiresome truant is some visionary thinker. The idea is to leverage her youth and awkwardness to keep you from speaking the indisputable truth that she’s a weird brat who presses for an ideology that butchered 100 million people in the last century. And now, she is hinting she wants to run up that score.
Trump mocked her and a zillion pearls were clutched. How dare you…criticize the Luddite pest who presumes to tell you how to live, leveraging the full benefit of her nearly 17 years of experience to explain to you how stuff should be. How dare you!
Oh, shut-up. Pound sand, you scowling urchin.
The kid is a fanatic, and though that’s no fault of her own – she’s a victim of her pinko exploiters – she is still spewing bloodstained poison.
Bloodstained poison, really? Isn’t she just a nice Eastern Norwegian who wants a better world with love and hugging? Or is she yet another aspiring fanatic ready to kill for the kreepy kommie climate kult?
The other day, this malignant muppet “told cheering protesters … 'we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall' if they fail to take urgent action on climate change.” Now, maybe her English is bad, or maybe she’s just ignorant, but then again the murder of opponents is the Marxist way. Marxist? St. Greta? Well, let’s take a look at what was carved on the tablets she recently brought down from Mount Socialism:
"Schoolchildren, young people, and adults all over the world will stand together, demanding that our leaders take action, not because we want them to, but because the science demands it," she said. "That action must be powerful and wide-ranging. After all, the climate crisis is not just about the environment. It is a crisis of human rights, of justice, and of political will. Colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression have created and fueled it. We need to dismantle them all. Our political leaders can no longer shirk their responsibilities."
Wait, “the science demands” that we “dismantle” all our “[c]olonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression?” Now, what science exactly is that? Is it geology? Physics? Phrenology maybe?
How stupid do they think people are? Very. And to judge by the judges at TIME, they’re often right. Maybe Greta never heard of Siberia or Cambodia, but we have. Screw that – if she wants to impose her masters’ Marxist fantasies on us, she’ll need to be packing something deadlier than “How dare you!”
Everyone who isn’t an idiot knows the climate change hoax was never about “science." That’s a hack lie they use to shut you up when you point out that the ice age, floods, and mass polar bear die-offs they are always promising never, ever seem to happen. It’s a deliberate scam that blends leftism, hysterical hyperbole, and outright fraud into a gooey pudding designed to fill the spiritual void in empty-souled western suckers while providing a tool for our global leftist establishment to steal more of our money and freedom.
Quick: name a climate change remedy that does not result in you being less free and/or paying more money. It’s actually remarkable. Every single thing that we absolutely must do right now no time to wait how dare you pause to think how dare you is something leftists always wanted but could never talk people into doing until the threat of weather vengeance started lurking around the corner.
You can’t name any. There aren’t any, because the weird climate cult is not about weather but about separating you from your liberty and loot. And, apparently, your life if you won’t obey.
It’s still unclear why the weather weirdos decided to make the odd Ikea kid into their poster child. Americans aren’t that stupid, electing Obama aside. Now, Europeans are suckers for bizarre totalitarian ideologies – that cesspool of a continent gave the world communism and Nazism, so it’s no surprise that the dummies who didn’t get off der buttenhiemers and sail over to America would swoon over her nonsense. But it’s just another example of how out of touch our own garbage ruling caste is when it thinks her Swedish chef scolding is going to work on Normal Americans.
“Hey American person, some vapid punk from Malmö demands you give up your steaks and Ford Explorers.”
“Oh.” [Consumes a rib-eye and lets his SUV run in the lot outside the restaurant].
Hey, if she and her herring-gnawing comrades want to start playing real life revolutionaries, bring it on. In the USA, these Pol Potheads wouldn’t be the only people doing the shooting. Maybe cowardly euroweenies will obediently jump on the train to the gulag, but our American response to Marxist murder dreams would be measured in calibers.
Now, Greta clearly believes all the silliness she is regurgitating, and she will certainly be sad when we ignore it. And that’s too bad. Her feelz are utterly immaterial. In fact, the sadder she gets, the freer we are.
In a general sense, I hope that Greta someday liberates herself from the clutches of the people exploiting her naïve credulousness in order to take our freedom and dollars. But in a more specific way, I could not care less what Greta thinks or feels. And you shouldn’t either.
It’s still unclear why the weather weirdos decided to make the odd Ikea kid into their poster child.>>>>>>>>>>>
May I suggest that the weather weirdos have become so very desperate because a movement of genuine political populism now invests parts of Europe, The Americas and parts of South America.
The populist movement international is now steadily unwinding their carefully miscrafted skein of yarn and knitting it into a cloth of truth.
Desperation brings on the strange, such as the modern equivalent of ancient child sacrifice to appease the gods.
Thunberg needs to go back to the home of her Viking ancestors, go to school, fall in love and start a family where she could bear many children, who she would not raise as socialist pinko Klimate Kultists, having been made into a vicious victim, a ridiculous symbol of false purity and arcane invective , once burned, twice learned.
Yeah, you can’t criticize her but it was okay for the left/media to go after the Covington Catholic kids.
More likely an unemployed welfare queen named Mohammed.
I love it when we fight back. Perhaps it comes from so many years of just sitting there, taking it, and dismissing lefty kult invective with a yawn.
I want to be lectured to by a Scandinavian girl on thought reform and on remaking my lifestyle?
Greta Thuneberg entitled to her opinion. She has no right to impose hers on me and by extension, on the planet.
I’ve enough of leftist scolds to last me a lifetime.
She’ll kill her parents in their sleep and hang herself in her own closet as soon as the cameras leave
This quasi-retarded dingbat might actually be one of the most brilliant minds on the left these days.
Our best response to this idiocy is in my tagline.
It’s a cliche... but some cliches are true.
My tagline is a cliche that’s true, truly needed, and truly right for the times.
What ELSE did Uncle George buy her for Christmas?
I have been saying that for years.
Most likely.
I know. It’s been repeated millions of times on FR over the decades.
I just hope someone with Trump’s hear is reading this and that after the 2020 election Trump decides to just do it.
Her parents should be publicly flogged for allowing a child with Asperger’s and OCD to be used as a Communist propaganda tool and exposed to ridicule.
I think I’ll give her a break.
As Winston Churchill observed, “If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain.”
The girl is 16. She’s been fed on liberalism her whole life and someone is taking advantage of the fact that she’s young and impressionable.
I am going to demand that my Dentist cancel his subscription to Time Magazine.
Schlichter never disappoints.
Dittos to every word of this article.
lol, is it her “opinion”, but she has been spoon feed everything she knows and spews. It is like saying all the people in NK are entitled to their state sponsored media propaganda opinions or all the sheeple who parrot what cnndnc or msdnc fill their heads with. I actually feel bad for her because she is being used massively by the left and will be discarded and ignored when they have lost use for her and the massive crash for this girl will happen. I could see her shooting up someplace or lighting herself on fire as her last desperate act of “enlightenment”. The left creates nothing good, but instead leaves a path of death and destruction everywhere they go
Thank you. You made my morning. The corrupt media make young adults look like children. Thus making Trayvon and Greta untouchable and unassailable. She tries to put me “against wall”...let’s just say it won’t happen.
Not one climate change prediction made in the last 50 years has come true.
You want the truth? There it is.
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