Now we know phase 2 of the "Underwear Gnomes" plan.
Collect Underwear
Have Special Forces Kill Baghdadi
Profit (Collect bounty)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Skid marks did him in. Dirty DNA.
2 posted on
10/29/2019 4:43:01 AM PDT by
wetgundog
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
3 posted on
10/29/2019 4:43:31 AM PDT by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Makes you wonder...how much does an informant make for just a pair of underwear.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
6 posted on
10/29/2019 4:48:42 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
How can anyone here be happy we got their help.
I’ve been told they’re worthless POS here for WEEKS now and we she bend over and take it from Turkey.
7 posted on
10/29/2019 4:50:24 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
My first thought: Underpants Gnome strikes again.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
True magic underwear...never have learned if romney wears the mormon version
12 posted on
10/29/2019 5:01:59 AM PDT by
RummyChick
("Pills, money .. this city is wicked. Your best friend will kill you here." Smoove about Baltimore)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
This is information that the public does not need to know.
The lack of secrecy on everything we do goes against everything Sun Tzu teaches. The public does not need to know details they only need to know that a terrorist was killed by the good guys. Details should not be given to satisfy the press. They don’t have any right to know, they only have a craving to know.
17 posted on
10/29/2019 5:13:16 AM PDT by
BuffaloJack
("Security is a belief that does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; ...
Plan A was to get a sample of his hair, but he kept his comb too clean.
20 posted on
10/29/2019 5:26:28 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Time is short Eternity is long It is reasonable that this short life be lived in light of eternity)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
“ a source who was privy to the layout”. 😂😅🤣😂😇
21 posted on
10/29/2019 5:26:37 AM PDT by
Mercat
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I just lost my appetite.
The guy deserves a medal for that act of bravery and self-sacrifice.
23 posted on
10/29/2019 5:35:54 AM PDT by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
24 posted on
10/29/2019 5:37:11 AM PDT by
paulcissa
(Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Now there’s a group who earned their hazardous duty pay!
25 posted on
10/29/2019 5:43:37 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Now that underwear has to go into permanent storage not far from the Ark of the Covenant.
26 posted on
10/29/2019 5:44:29 AM PDT by
magooey
(The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Hero Dog could have followed him anywhere!
28 posted on
10/29/2019 5:54:43 AM PDT by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
“These briefs are definitely not K-Mart, definitely not K-Mart.”
30 posted on
10/29/2019 6:24:26 AM PDT by
Migraine
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Deciding who would collect the underwear was like: “Who’s going to bell the cat?”
31 posted on
10/29/2019 6:28:21 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
(TRUTH, as clearly as we can perceive it and put it into words, is the best we can do.)
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