Posted on 09/26/2019 8:29:12 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
A dispirited enviro wacko activist breaks into song to threaten withdrawal of support
for the Dem candidates as they're yukking it up at the steak fry.
To the tune of I Can't Help It If I'm Still in Love With You (Sorry, Hank)
Today I saw you in a Tweet,
With a big ol’ hunk of meat,
I can’t help you if you're still OK with moo.
Somebody else grilled by your side,
While the climate’s chicken fried,
I can’t help you if you're still OK with moo.
A picture on the web showed steaks a sizzlin’,
As you brushed on sauce and talked about the coup.
Then suddenly your backing it’s all fizzlin’,
I can’t help you if you're still OK with moo.
It’s hard to know the country won’t elect you,
And buy your “bull” the way it used to do,
Gaia surely knows the Erf’s about through,
I can’t help you if you're still OK with moo.
I can’t help you if you're still OK with moo
HARKIN WEPT.
Really funny
[Chorus]
The cattle don’t fart and electricity comes from coal
The cattle don’t fart and electricity comes from coal
But when activists roll around and they’re coming to your town, where do you go?
You gotta fake it!
[Verse 1]
The narrative says that in twelve the world’s gonna end, hm-hmm
But if we’re all still here by that date you can’t just accept your fate
‘cause your party won’t win
You know there’s no excuse, you know you’re gonna lose, you never win
I’ll say it again
[Chorus]
And it’s all because
The cattle don’t fart and electricity comes from coal
The cattle don’t fart and electricity comes from coal
But when activists roll around and they’re coming to your town, where do you go?
You gotta fake it!
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I spoke to all the drive-bys projecting a future bleak
I said we gotta ban everything by no later than next week
They’re just about to believe, thinking “he’s just what we need”
Then there were posts on the internet a guy says: “You’re making it up, leftard!”
Oo-wee
You’re busted you see
Said the shadow-banned tweet.
I was surprised that Democrats could do a “steak fry”, because the liberal view is that we need to not eat meat to help fight global warming.
Yeah, I'd have thought it would be a "tofu fry"
Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. If they kill the cows and chop them up into steaks, they won’t be passing no more gas, and you might as well eat them.
Hank did not write that song, and I don’t think he sang it either. Ernest Tubb.
The deplorables message to Congress should be:
“Let them eat tofu!”
Why should the taxpayers pay for meat if Congress hates it so much.
I guarantee each one of those dickheads incinerated the steaks
‘Hank did not write that song, and I don’t think he sang it either’
yeah he did, and yeah he did...
Oops, my bad.
Did they use char-COAL or Facked Gas or did they use a SolarWind BBQ grill?-)
Eating part of an animal that is causing global problems?
Using heat (energy) wastefully?
Impacting the environment around them with heat and smoke?
Traveling to the location in dirty vehicles?
Getting the event supplied by caterers and equipment vendors, who had to drive to the event to deliver and pick up things afterwards?
Using up a lot of electricity produced by vile methods.
Damaging Mother Nature’s rich carpet by tracking all over it?
Just think of the local animals scared to death by all the noise.
All this for self-gratification...
And how did they get there? Auto? Limo? Bus? Airplane?
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