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Woman accused of urinating on potatoes at West Mifflin Walmart turns herself in
WTAE ^ | 4:38 PM EDT Jul 30, 2019 | Nick Matoney

Posted on 07/30/2019 2:20:43 PM PDT by conservative98

WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. — A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.

Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.

(Excerpt) Read more at wtae.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: burgerking; chat; fluids; foodcontaminationfad; gracebrown; hepatitis; hiv; localnews; walmart
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To: Red Badger

I have. fortunately somebody took my car keys from me and I was nowhere near a walmart.

CC


21 posted on 07/30/2019 2:50:35 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: Guenevere

I guess you can call it Mr. Potato Head


22 posted on 07/30/2019 2:53:02 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: conservative98

I hope I don’t over think it. But just wondering the mechanics of how this was done ..

Were the potatoes stacked on the floor, or below her waist level, to allow her to do this?

Not to get too graphic, but, she may have had to assume an awkward position to hit the target, so to speak?


23 posted on 07/30/2019 2:54:36 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: conservative98

What a half-baked idea.


24 posted on 07/30/2019 2:54:50 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Guenevere

visit a supermarket produce section see how they sell 5 pound bags no onions , 5 or 10 lbs potatoes

It more like a 3 sided cubicle is my guess. No stretch of imagination to compare it to a very wide , low to the ground urinal.


25 posted on 07/30/2019 2:54:52 PM PDT by SMGFan
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To: conservative98

Um.... how???

(Is she the kind of woman who sports a penis?)


26 posted on 07/30/2019 2:57:25 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

LOL,

I have no insight into the technique, but think you will have to accept her into the XX sisterhood...

Sorry.


27 posted on 07/30/2019 3:01:16 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

In many ways, I just don’t want to know the technique....

Think I’ll just buy Potatoes at Whole Foods. It’s a different kind of crazy there.


28 posted on 07/30/2019 3:02:44 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: conservative98

So Walmart is selling peetatoes?
Right along with pre-licked ice
cream.
I once witnessed a small child
at a Chinese buffet drop food
items on the floor only to pick
them up and put them back. Also
saw a young teen boy double dipping
at the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
Corral.


29 posted on 07/30/2019 3:03:05 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: Yaelle
Um.... how???

Gravity?

30 posted on 07/30/2019 3:03:05 PM PDT by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

31 posted on 07/30/2019 3:03:49 PM PDT by conservative98
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To: thesharkboy

where I’m from, the potatoes are higher than my waist....


32 posted on 07/30/2019 3:03:57 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

I’m assuming she put some on the floor, squatted, and let er rip. I don’t intend to look for a video to find out!


33 posted on 07/30/2019 3:04:55 PM PDT by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: thesharkboy

Ewwwwww

And I hope you are enjoying YOUR week....


34 posted on 07/30/2019 3:05:27 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

All is well, as long as I don’t have funky potatoes!


35 posted on 07/30/2019 3:06:28 PM PDT by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: Yaelle

I have always found WF to be part of an Alternate Universe. The products (except wine), the staff, the customers, the driving in the parking lot.

I don’t ever go there anymore, but continue to maintain a happy existance...

YMMV...


36 posted on 07/30/2019 3:07:46 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Lean-Right

“at the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.”

You thought that was Chocolate!?


37 posted on 07/30/2019 3:10:45 PM PDT by NYAmerican
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To: Yaelle

Barry, reading the morning newspapers: “Hey Mike, this story might interest you”. Big Mike: “Naws, she can’t hang with me B. I can be sprayin’ up to the ceiling lights if I feel like it!”


38 posted on 07/30/2019 3:11:52 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: conservative98

Always wondered how those Yukon Gold’s got that way......


39 posted on 07/30/2019 3:11:56 PM PDT by NYAmerican
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To: Myrddin

Not necessarily, When frat hazed in college some serious years back it was Potato leak soup.


40 posted on 07/30/2019 3:12:04 PM PDT by traderrob6
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