Posted on 07/30/2019 2:20:43 PM PDT by conservative98
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. — A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.
Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.
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I have. fortunately somebody took my car keys from me and I was nowhere near a walmart.
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I guess you can call it Mr. Potato Head
I hope I don’t over think it. But just wondering the mechanics of how this was done ..
Were the potatoes stacked on the floor, or below her waist level, to allow her to do this?
Not to get too graphic, but, she may have had to assume an awkward position to hit the target, so to speak?
What a half-baked idea.
visit a supermarket produce section see how they sell 5 pound bags no onions , 5 or 10 lbs potatoes
It more like a 3 sided cubicle is my guess. No stretch of imagination to compare it to a very wide , low to the ground urinal.
Um.... how???
(Is she the kind of woman who sports a penis?)
LOL,
I have no insight into the technique, but think you will have to accept her into the XX sisterhood...
Sorry.
In many ways, I just don’t want to know the technique....
Think I’ll just buy Potatoes at Whole Foods. It’s a different kind of crazy there.
So Walmart is selling peetatoes?
Right along with pre-licked ice
cream.
I once witnessed a small child
at a Chinese buffet drop food
items on the floor only to pick
them up and put them back. Also
saw a young teen boy double dipping
at the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
Corral.
Gravity?
where I’m from, the potatoes are higher than my waist....
I’m assuming she put some on the floor, squatted, and let er rip. I don’t intend to look for a video to find out!
Ewwwwww
And I hope you are enjoying YOUR week....
All is well, as long as I don’t have funky potatoes!
I have always found WF to be part of an Alternate Universe. The products (except wine), the staff, the customers, the driving in the parking lot.
I don’t ever go there anymore, but continue to maintain a happy existance...
YMMV...
“at the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.”
You thought that was Chocolate!?
Barry, reading the morning newspapers: “Hey Mike, this story might interest you”. Big Mike: “Naws, she can’t hang with me B. I can be sprayin’ up to the ceiling lights if I feel like it!”
Always wondered how those Yukon Gold’s got that way......
Not necessarily, When frat hazed in college some serious years back it was Potato leak soup.
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