Perhaps someone let them in...
Posted on 07/24/2019 2:34:51 AM PDT by Libloather
Demonstrators seeking to get Congress to declare a climate emergency superglued their hands to each other and blocked entrances to the Capitol from House office buildings Tuesday to disrupt scheduled votes.
The protesters from the group Extinction Rebellion formed human blockades in the tunnels to the Capitol from Rayburn and Cannon House buildings, which along with the connected Longworth building are where members have their offices.
Will Flagle, one of the protesters, said if Congress doesn’t act on climate change “there’s going to be increased drought,” “coral systems will be bleached,” and “there will be millions of climate refugees.”
Another protester, Stephen Leas, said without congressional action there will be “Old Testament-level natural disasters.”
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AMEN!~!~ It’s ANTI-GOD.
Bring them some more glue, and leave them there.
Higher taxes and more Communism is the only solution to Climate Change.
Erythromycin ointment
Acetone
Saliva....but saliva takes two days...
Police dog saliva might work faster. Smear the protesters with peanut butter.
Maybe try corn syrup and fire ants.
Stupidity
Acetone in the form of nail polish remover will immediately dissolve the super glue
However, a good yank will separate the skin from the body and leave a small patch on the door jamb.
These idiots are doing their part to end global warming. Super glue is the answer to CO2…who knew?
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22129593-400-dont-waste-co2-turn-it-into-bottles-and-glue/
Well he good thing is is that if EVERYONE is a climate refugee they have no reason to migrate.
Just glue liberals to the walls like mostly living modern art, they can keep the janitors company after closing time.
If I recall correctly, the individuals and cohorts suffering the consequences of the "Old Testament-level natural disasters" were misbehaving and ignoring the mandates set forth by the Master of This Universe.
If they superglue themselves is it our problem?
I dont see a problem.
Put them all toghet in the same cell.
after they are bailed let them all go.
“Is that a light at the end of the tunnel, or a train?”
That depends on what you call "immediately". I have considerable industrial experience with cyanoacrylates ("super glue".) If there is a contiguous 1 sq. in. "patch" of skin-to-skin super glued together, it will take several minutes at least to get the bond entirely removed -- and that's using industrial "super glue remover", which, depending on the exact composition, is considerably "faster" than mere acetone / nail polish remover. The remover has to dissolve its way in from the edges to do its thing.
If the glued patch of skin is a few sq. inches of continuous cyanoacrylate bond, the "victim" (idiot in this case) is gonna be there a while.
Acetone pressed onto a chigger bite for a couple minutes is pretty effective, though.
Hmm, liberal application of itching powder and step back and watch.
Perhaps someone let them in...
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
At least nobody glued her boobs to the ground this time.
They’re gonna regret that when it comes time to separate their hands.
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