[Sans-Culotte]

What a wanker.

[rfp1234]

He had the runs.

[HighSierra5]

Loser! Loser!loser!

[Dilbert San Diego]

Geez, he can’t even sit for an interview with a friendly or sympathetic TV personality????

[Conserv]

To say this guy is a Moron, is an understatement.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Maybe the freak had too much Chipotle..it happens

[Fiddlstix]

ACTION PLAN FOR GREEN et al

Use this handy checklist whenever caught in a jam of your own making.

CHECK BOX AS EACH ACTION COMPLETED:

Feign Surprise That Anyone Could Suspect You Of Poor Judgement Or Wrongdoing
Claim That Your Critics Are Jumping To Conclusions Without All Of The Facts
Wait To see If The Media Is Able To Swing Public Opinion In Your Favor
Lawyer Up If The Uproar Doesn't Quickly Subside
Claim You Didn't Understand Your Actions Were Illegal Or In Poor Judgement
Issue A Standard Non-apology Apology
Act Contrite And Sincere But Also A Little Indignant
Accuse Your Critics Of Being Biased And Vindictive
Claim You Are The Real Victim Of Right Wing Zealots
File Lawsuits Against The People You Have Attacked Or Harmed

Observe These Guidelines:

1 - Don't ever admit guilt or act guilty.
2 - Remember - YOU are the REAL victim!
3 - Always pretend to be sincere.
4 - Once you have learned to fake sincerity the rest will come easy.
5 - The media will gladly defend you if your message is consistent and you provide them the proper talking points.

[Bullish]

"The speaker and I have the same goal and that’s to do what’s in the best interests of our country.

Anyone who believes this lie is a damn fool and is not fit for the title 'American'.

[Responsibility2nd]

I can’t believe CNN didn’t toss this POS a softball.

Kudos to them for busting his chops like this. And its no surprise Green ran away. Rather than facing the fact he is a complete fool and a failure.

[mass55th]

Alley Oop runs for cover.

[BigB60]

I’m I’m so fed up with you
Whatever you want to do
Is offending with me
Cause you make me feel so damn blue
And I want to spend my day away from you
Let me say that since, baby, since we’ve been together
This interview is clever
For what you need
Let me, be the one you come lying to
I’ll never be true
Oh baby
Let’s, let’s talk together (’gether)
Jivin’ you whether, whether
Times are good or bad, happy or sad
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad

[Buckeye McFrog]

That’s the toughest question CNN has asked anybody in fifteen or sixteen years.

[DarthVader]

Al Groin is a hurting pup!

[A_Former_Democrat]

Big talkin’ coward

[Pilgrim's Progress]

It’s so easy, even a caveman can do it.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Green is a pig, but bullet proof in his district. He will have to die out or get caught in a serious enough crime to get him out of Congress.

[Machavelli]

Hey Al, shut-up and sing. Not the same Al Green? SO this guy has no talent.

[daku]

Impeaching President Trump is so easy a caveman can ... um ... never mind

[mosesdapoet]

Would help if we knew who voted for this and who didn’t.

[Intolerant in NJ]

They can dish it out - but they sure can’t take it......