ACTION PLAN FOR GREEN et al
Use this handy checklist whenever caught in a jam of your own making.
CHECK BOX AS EACH ACTION COMPLETED:
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Feign Surprise That Anyone Could Suspect You Of Poor Judgement Or Wrongdoing
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Claim That Your Critics Are Jumping To Conclusions Without All Of The Facts
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Wait To see If The Media Is Able To Swing Public Opinion In Your Favor
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Lawyer Up If The Uproar Doesn't Quickly Subside
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Claim You Didn't Understand Your Actions Were Illegal Or In Poor Judgement
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Issue A Standard Non-apology Apology
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Act Contrite And Sincere But Also A Little Indignant
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Accuse Your Critics Of Being Biased And Vindictive
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Claim You Are The Real Victim Of Right Wing Zealots
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File Lawsuits Against The People You Have Attacked Or Harmed
Observe These Guidelines: 1 - Don't ever admit guilt or act guilty.
2 - Remember - YOU are the REAL victim!
3 - Always pretend to be sincere.
4 - Once you have learned to fake sincerity the rest will come easy.
5 - The media will gladly defend you if your message is consistent and you provide them the proper talking points.
In other words... Change the subject and deny, deny, deny.
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