Posted on 07/12/2019 10:31:57 AM PDT by rktman
The Prince of Wales has warned global leaders that if we don’t tackle climate change in 18 months the human race will go extinct.
No, really. Here are his actual words, in a speech in London yesterday to foreign ministers from the Commonwealth.
I am firmly of the view that the next 18 months will decide our ability to keep climate change to survivable levels and to restore nature to the equilibrium we need for our survival.
OK. So assuming, for a moment, that the Prince of Wales isn’t just spouting gibberish, what kind of measures might we need to adopt in the next 18 months to “keep climate change to survivable levels”?
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
1. Define the “correct” temperature range for the planet.
2. Define the “correct” humidity range for the planet.
3. Define the “correct” mean sea level for the planet.
4. Define the “correct” amount of precipitation for the planet.
5. Define the “correct” makeup of the atmosphere.
6. Define the “correct” amount of sea ice at the N/S poles.
7. Define/explain past glaciation and subsequent warming without any input from humans.
Ugh, he’d be too stringy and have a weird taste. Let’s just wait 18 months for the end of the human race.
He’d probably taste like a tampon.
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The human race has at least 1007 years left charles- no matter how many times you and you ilk say we’re doomed in a few short years, it’s simply not true-
what's more, he'd probably cause your system to fart and further pollute the atmosphere
>>Ugh, he’d be too stringy and have a weird taste. Let’s just wait 18 months for the end of the human race.<<
That is why cannibals don’t eat clowns. They taste funny.
So after 18 months it will be too late to do anything and he will just shut up about it forever?
I’d say vinegar and water
What do you call a cannibal who just devoured his mother in law?
Gladiator!
(ba-doom-tish)
Well Chuckles, how about you stop flying in private jets, riding around in limousines and big yachts, give up those energy sucking palaces you live in, in fact slash your travel almost entirely and put yourself on a diet of strict meat rationing?
That will show us you actually mean what you say.
Make China knock off all of the air pollution they’re creating... right this instant! Russia too!
The Prince of Wails is just spouting gibberish.
Waiting so long to take the throne and now the prospect he may never get it has driven him insane.
Aren’t that any Stuarts out there that need something to do? Some Tudors maybe? Some Plantagenets?...even descendant from the House of Wessex? ....Godwin? .... Anybody?
These Hanoverians have shot their wad!
They need to be taken out on their “walkies”!
Though it’s claimed that 14 per cent of the world’s energy is renewable, this is misleading. The majority of this — three quarters — comes from burning what is euphemistically called ‘biomass” — most of it what you and I call wood.
No joke - 22.5% of Germany's widely touted "sustainable" energy is from wood combustion. The only thing the enviros can do to avoid admitting that this is not progress is to drop the largely fictitious "carbon footprint" standard altogether, which they should from a scientific point of view but they won't from a political one. Nevertheless, wood isn't the only usable biomass. Great parts of Africa do just fine cooking and heating with open dung fires. I don't imagine Watson, Attenborough, Gore, DiCaprio, or any of that gang including Prince Chuckie himself, going to that length to demonstrate their environmental correctitude. That's for us, not them. Nevertheless, the first nut to open a gastro-pub in San Francisco that cooks that way and gushes about its authenticity will probably be stepping in pure profit.
Perhaps a new book called “Rules for Rabble!”.
I said tampon because back in the Diana days, he was taped in a phone call to his then mistress Camilla, saying he wished he could be a tampon so he could be inside her all the time.
The whole concept of royalty is farcical.
What’s really scary is that the only thing standing between this blithering idiot and the throne is a 93 year old woman.
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