Ugh, he’d be too stringy and have a weird taste. Let’s just wait 18 months for the end of the human race.
what's more, he'd probably cause your system to fart and further pollute the atmosphere
>>Ugh, hed be too stringy and have a weird taste. Lets just wait 18 months for the end of the human race.<<
That is why cannibals don’t eat clowns. They taste funny.
I guess you’d have to prepare him like kidneys for the pie - soak in brine for a good long time....Swift had it right - if you gotta go all cannibal, eat babies...