FRIDAY VANITY: Two debates in, who are the Dem top 6 candidates?

6/28/19 | Yossarian

[Yossarian]

OK Freepers, now that we're one (two half) debates in, who do you think are the top 6 Dem Presidential Candidates, and why?

(This is the kind of thing that really could use a poll function like what used to exist on the sidebar...)

Just as a reminder, here's all 20 that managed to make it to the debate stages:

1. Joe Biden (76): Old, Slow, Creep;
2. Cory Booker (49): Closeted nutjob with fantasy friends who complains about crime in a city he governed;
3. Pete Buttigieg (37) Calm but annoyingly-in-your-face-gay mismanager of a small city. We thank him for his military service;
4. Julián Castro (44) - Scientific Genius who wants to fund men's abortions;
5. John Delaney (55) - "Captain Who?", only 75% insane;
6. Tulsi Gabbard (38) - Calm but annoyingly-in-your-face-liberal fan of Bernie. Turncoat to the pro-life cause. We thank her for her military service;
7. Kirsten Gillibrand (52) - Panderbear who needs to be checked for NVIXM brand marks. (Whomever does thatcher's gets a hazmat suit);
8. Kamala Harris (54) - Angry vindictive utterly non-genuine do-nothing status seeker who would sleep with ANYONE to gain power;
9. John Hickenlooper (67) - only 75% insane, in days past would be a significant threat;
10. Jay Inslee (68) - Do nothing governor who's a Cardinal of the Church of Climate Change... while SEATTLE IS DYING;
11. Amy Klobuchar (58) - Do nothing Senator known for berating staff and eating salad with a comb;
12. Beto O’Rourke (46) - Unemployed dirt-eating Trustafarian nut job;
13. Tim Ryan (45) - Captain Who's Junior Sidekick who plays Tulsi Gabbard's Bitch;
14. Bernie Sanders (77) - Your worthless communist great-uncle who now needs a bib and diapers;
15. Eric Swalwell (38) - Dumb Duke Nukem;
16. Elizabeth Warren (69) - Lieawatha Lizzie Lied to start her career, Kamala Layed to start her career;
17. Marianne Williamson (66) - Proof that nutjob Yoga chicks are sexy and defy age;
18. Andrew Yang (44) - "businessman" who wants to give everyone $1000 a month.
19. Bill de Blasio (??) - Utterly Incompetent Communist Mayor of The Next Worst City To San Francisco;
20. Michael Bennet (54) - "The Invisible Man"

[Psalm 73]

In no particular order:

1) Joe Biden
2) Tulsi Gabbard
3) Kamala Harris
3) John Hickenlooper
4) Tim Ryan
5) Bernie Sanders
6) Elizabeth Warren

Top six is still unimpressive as all hell.

[CdMGuy]

I would not hire even one of them to shine my shoes

[bgill]

Doesn’t matter. Trump will steal the election, again.

[Sooth2222]

I think Biden is still in their top six.

I do, too (for now).

I expected him to crash and burn, but I was hoping that would be only after the won the nomination. I don't think he will get it after last night, but still hope he's good for many more gaffs and laughs before he withdraws.

[Engedi]

Kamilla will be the Nominee. She fits all the boxes for pandering to the people. Female, black, Senator, Prosecutor, bulldog at questioning people(Kavanaugh), pro abortion, pro open borders, offers free stuff, etc.

[GreenHornet]

Kamilla will be the Nominee. She fits all the boxes for pandering to the people. Female, black, Senator, Prosecutor, bulldog at questioning people(Kavanaugh), pro abortion, pro open borders, offers free stuff, etc.

She's been putting out quite an effort to get as far as she has.

[Capt. Tom]

Two debates in, who are the Dem top 6 candidates?

Michelle Obama
Kamala Harris
Elizabeth Warren
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Bernie Sanders

[Forward the Light Brigade]

I don’t know who won but I know who lost:
1. Beto Si Habla Espanole
2. Biden the befuddled
3. Booker the bug eyed
4. The Bald Guy, Whats his name.
5. The Lady Writer who Loves everyone.
6. Yang, the silent one who wants to give every American $1,000 (I guess that included illegals too)

[Vlad The Inhaler]

[Tx Angel]

Buttigieg was done the minute he said he failed re BLM.

[Reily]

Soon the Sleeper will awake!

[Tennessee Nana]

Kamala
Butt Ache
Hooligan (well that’s how theyre pronouncing Julian.. LOL)
Warren
Amy
Tusli
Kirsten
Marianne

See theres the black, the homosexual, the illegal alien anchor baby, the Indian, and the females...

[hal ogen]

Everyone needs to get serious. They are all a bunch of complete pathetic losers. I find them to be disgusting irrelevant and Beyond sanity.

[Yaelle]

Top 6:

Bernie - truly the least corrupt of the bunch, about as liked as Trump in DC
Buttigieg - he really impressed a lot of people including me - not a token gay at all, just needs more time to go national
Tulsi - smart, patriotic, diplomatic and well spoken
BJ Harris - she did much better than I thought she even could.
Grey Beaver - didn’t like her but many apparently did. Seething anger under her skin.
Biden - disappointed in his lack of gaffes. Was well tutored so old libs probably think he did well. “Raise your voice halfway through your point. Makes you look impressive.”

[GreyHoundSailor]

Bernie is just as corrupt as the rest, plus he’s never worked a single day in his life. His single point always involves class warfare and taxing ‘the rich’, which he’s become off the backs of the US taxpayers.

[campaignPete R-CT]

The 6 I despise the least?
The 6 with the best chance of being elected?

What?

[EQAndyBuzz]

I would love to see Trump debate one of these six. I can see on the debate stage Trump answers a question with, “I’m a CEO and not one of these candidates would go anywhere on The Apprentice.”

[Yossarian]

Fair question. I’d say it’s “the six that are going to outlast the other 14 and continue onto the primaries in a meaningful way”.

[stylecouncilor]

Right now I think Tulsi is their best shot but they will pick Sloppy Joe.

[frog in a pot]

Your ranking in #8 is almost certainly correct; although you should have mentioned Harris is an anchor baby with two non-citizen parents and wouldn't be considered if politicians enforced the law of the land.

Many will argue she is a full citizen and is entitled to sit in the Oval Office. The Founders, however, clearly said otherwise at the beginning and even today would emphatically disagree - no matter how one defines NBC or views the 14thA.

Admittedly, if I had an upscale steak house, I would hire her to be the prime time bartender or, at least, the hostess.