Joe Biden promises to 'cure cancer' if elected president

Fox News ^ | 6/11/19 2 hrs ago | Joseph A. Wulfsohn | Fox News

[conservative98]

Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise on Tuesday to "cure cancer" if he is elected president in 2020.

At a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a "loss" of a family member and others attempt to comfort them saying, "'I know how you feel'" when in reality they have "no idea how I feel," which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer.

"That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that... I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden declared.

[ETL]

"I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer!"

[Moonmad27]

He must think he’s God’s gift to women to do that. Ew.

[This I Wonder32460]

Sure Joe, now go walk on water, you can do it, give it a try. Start in the middle of the ocean. {eye-roll}

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[Brilliant]

Sounds like blackmail to me.

[The Great RJ]

Obama was going stop global warming no different than King Knute was going to stop the tides. Good old Joe can certainly cure cancer.

[Maskot]

Oh really, Joe? I don’t think big pharma is gonna like that too much.

The level of insanity on the left. Has it peaked yet? Cuz this whopper is certainly in the running for top peakage.

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[Maskot]

You’d have my vote!!

[NurdlyPeon]

If only there were some way he could cure stupidity.

[DoughtyOne]

Joe Biden is a form of cancer, so there is a remote possibilit he could cure one form of cancer.

I would suggest he cure it on his last day in office, or he’s not going to get much else done.

[Chewbarkah]

Why didn’t Biden cure cancer during the 8 years he was Vice President? Do Presidents have magic powers but not Veeps? Is he blaming Obama for holding him back?

[Songcraft]

Then, Jock-Itch Joe began to sing this song (youtube link) for the (tiny) crowd...

       "(Well, I can...) ...heal the sick, raise the dead
       And make the little girls talk outta their heads
       Cause I'm the one, I'm the one
       I'm the one, I'm the one
       The one they call the seventh son."

[ETL]

He must think he’s God’s gift to women to do that. Ew.

Apparently. But, as I'm sure you know, Creepy Crazy Uncle Joe's issues run a whole lot deeper than that.

[Secret Agent Man]

Joe should just drop out and devote 100% of his energy and time to curing cancer. Instead of using it as a political point to, you know, vote for him.

[LibWhacker]

Hmmm... Was he referring to political correctness? Because yesterday Bill Maher said political correctness is the cancer killing democrats. Hahaha, I wonder what his strategy is? Chasing down and publicly sniffing every pre-adolescent girl who ventures too close to him, instead of just 10% of them? As a way to desensitize democrats to his constant PC faux pas? You don't stand a chance, Joe!

[Secret Agent Man]

Change “cured” to “flew in” and that works.

[conservative98]

In 2015 Biden said he was going to cure cancer.

“I’m going to spend the next 15 months in this office pushing as hard as I can to accomplish this,”

https://www.statnews.com/2015/10/21/joe-biden-calls-for-moonshot-to-cure-cancer/

[VeniVidiVici]

So Biden will kill himself?

[Steve Van Doorn]

Deplorable == cancer