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The Avengers Is A Conservative Movie
Townhall.com ^ | May 9, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 05/09/2019 4:59:37 AM PDT by Kaslin

Sure, The Avengers: Endgame is a conservative movie, just like Star Wars and Star Trek. “Not Star Trek!” shriek its doughy fanboys, who go on to point out how that cinematic universe embraces collectivism: the characters all conform, have no money and don’t believe in God.

Fine, then Star Trek is a millennial movie series. No, scratch that – Captain Kirk used to get babes and millennials are famously barren.

Now, it’s not like Avengers is blatant about its politics, as if the characters chose up sides in some sort of civil war. Oh wait, they did do that a few movies ago, didn’t they? I am not really an expert – watching the flick you would see the superfans get giddy in the theater every time there was an apparent callback to one of the 213 previous Marvel movies, and I’d be lost. It was still fun, though.

What I mean is there’s no partisan politics. None of the Avengers talk about digging Hillary – who would actually be a particularly incompetent supervillain – and none say “MAGA, baby!” outright, but you can pretty much tell. Tony Stark? Trump guy. Captain America, that insufferable priss? Defiantly Beto. The hot girl with Glocks? She’d pretend to be all liberal, but she would be one of those liberal chicks who seeks out Trump men.

Hawkeye? Trump. Thor? Trump. The Hulk? Mayor Pete, at least in human form. As the Hulk, definitely Trump.

Most of the stars and starlets involved don’t see this in their characters. The generic guy who is Captain America is a goofy leftist in real life. The guy who plays the Hulk is one too. And the gal who plays Captain Marvel is super tiresome, always nattering about patriarchy and privilege and how it’s racist that no one can tell the difference between her and that blonde in The Hunger Games. Her Sandra Fluke vibe comes through in the movie, and every time she shows up on screen you expect her to announce her pronouns. 

But otherwise, it’s played pretty straight with a few minor nods to political correctness. At one point, some unnamed extra talks about his recent date and then – get ready for your minds to be blown, squares – that date turns out to be ANOTHER GUY! But Captain America nods along unphased because, unlike us squares, he’s cool with Man At Discussion Group #3’s life choices. In fact, when Mike Pence, aka Dr. Cisgender, sends his robot Jesus army to gather up gay people and drag them to his conversion camp in a hollowed-out volcano, Captain America will be right there to fight the homophobic power.

The conservatism we are talking about in Avengers, in Star Wars and in at least the original Star Trek is a larger kind of conservatism. It’s one that recognizes that there is good and evil, and that good is on the side of exceptional individuals rather than faceless masses of collectivist drones (like Imperial Stormtroopers, or all those interchangeable creatures the Avengers smash to bits). Government power is to be suspected and questioned – there’s often a conspiracy of bad guys embedded in the bureaucracy. The only difference between Hydra and our Deep State is that a looming doofus like James Comey who tweets pics of himself standing in cornfields inspires ridicule rather than fear.

In these series, as in real life, evil is personified in dictators like the cackling Star Wars Emperor or Endgame’s Thanos. Conservatives despise dictators and their henchmen while liberals swoon over them – “But but but muh Putin!” babbles the socialist barista in a Che t-shirt. Thanos, who looks like a buff Barney, is a particularly interesting case because he’s an ideological fanatic. He wants to snuff out trillions of beings for his crack-pot ideals. That’s all leftist as hell. He’s sort of a one-man space Khmer Rouge forcing the universe to take a Great Leap Forward. Sound familiar? It makes you wonder what sacrifices the adherents of the climate cult would demand to appease Gaia the global warming goddess? First, it’s your cheeseburgers, then it’s your Ford Expedition. What comes next…?

Gee, I wonder. Ask your local kulak. Oh, right…

Thanos thinks he’s doing good. The Empire thinks it’s doing good. The Borg collective thinks it is doing good. Socialists think they are doing good too, at least the dumb ones for whom it’s not just a power-grab. Utopian fanaticism is a slippery leftist slope that always ends in blood, a lesson these movies teach whether they intend to or not.

There is some collectivist nonsense in these series. For example – SPOILER ALERT FROM 1982! – in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Spock dies to save the USS Enterprise. Fine. This demonstrates that the acts of individuals, rather than of the collective, make history. But he whispers as he expires, “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.” Um, wait up. As a moral principle, recognizing the good in sacrificing to protect others is good. But as a guideline for ordering a society, it is utilitarian nonsense for credulous sophomores flirting with Marxism. The rights of the one must always outweigh the needs of the many, otherwise they are not rights at all. Spock should have figured that out.

Politics aside, Avengers: Endgame is a fine movie, a true Hollywood summer blockbuster that showcases the movie industry at its best. It’s three hours long, and I’ve seen it twice for reasons outside my control, yet I did not lose interest for a single moment. It certainly resonated with the young audience. And the message of loyalty, duty and the need to combat evil at whatever cost was a welcome one. Hopefully the audience will understand that the real evil in our world is not personified by the Orange Bad Man as some of its mouthier stars think, but in the recurring political herpes virus that is Marxist ideology.

Also, Game of Thrones is totally conservative.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: advengersendgame; culturewar; hollywood; moviereview; schlichter; superheroes
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To: Kaslin

“As the Hulk, definitely Trump.”


That was exactly what I was thinking when he made fun of Thor for having “baby arms” in Thor: Ragnorok.


21 posted on 05/09/2019 7:14:03 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: Maskot
There’s an element of gayness in the movie that just doesn’t need to be there. Automatic disqualification in my book. NOT getting into my wallet.

Agree. Any movie that promotes sodomy in any way is not "conservative" and won't be getting my money.
22 posted on 05/09/2019 7:15:31 AM PDT by Antoninus ("In Washington, swamp drain you.")
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To: Artemis Webb

I fired it up the other night for my 12 year old grandson. Next thing I know he was in the living room bothering me while I. Watched my shows. I saiid what happened to your movie? Ummmm it was kind of boring so I shut it down.


23 posted on 05/09/2019 7:40:21 AM PDT by sheana
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To: Sir Napsalot
Kurt was talking about “that insufferable priss” (who happened to play Captain America) being definitely Beto.

I do not believe he was.

24 posted on 05/09/2019 8:11:49 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Kaslin

The movie killed off Captain America and handed his title off to his black sidekick Falcon; killed off Iron Man, who will likely be replaced by his own black sidekick War Machine; handed Thor’s kingship off to Valkyrie, a woman who is supposed to be a blonde in the comics but has been replaced by a black actress in the movies; and introduced a gay scene, with promises from Disney that more gay characters will be introduced in the future. Conservative?


25 posted on 05/09/2019 11:24:18 AM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora

PS: I should say “retired” Captain America in his case, but the original character is effectively killed off.


26 posted on 05/09/2019 11:25:34 AM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora
Falcon can't do that job being mere mortal, despite all the cool gizmos. Bucky the former Winter Soldier, by the comics, takes on the Captain America role having gone through the "Vita-Ray" process and possesses similar martial skill.

But I'm with you guys: if they're about to go full rainbow homo drag queen like the DC television shows I'm out of here.

27 posted on 05/09/2019 11:46:24 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (NRT, NewRome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
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To: Artemis Webb

Wow! What a little ray of sunshine YOU are, spelling cop! Is your snark really necessary or are you just an avengers super duper fanboi?


28 posted on 05/09/2019 4:15:26 PM PDT by Maskot (Put every dem/lib in. ...like yesterday!!!)
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To: Kaslin

I thought the movie was boring. Did not care who ended up dead as I had no favorites.


29 posted on 05/09/2019 8:07:45 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: BillyBoy

You agree with headline?


30 posted on 05/10/2019 10:20:46 AM PDT by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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To: Impy
Avengers is an apolitical movie. There are NO liberal themes. There are NO conservative themes. The only one it could be seen as "conservative" is it demostrates the success of capitalism well by making billions for Hollywood thanks to positive-word-of-mouth from the consumers (namely, the viewing public).
31 posted on 05/10/2019 11:15:02 AM PDT by BillyBoy (States rights is NOT a suicide pact)
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To: Antoninus; Impy
>> Any movie that promotes sodomy in any way is not "conservative" and won't be getting my mone <<

Apparently, Avengers had a "blink and you'll miss it" moment with a gay couple (and I literally missed it because the film had a 3+ hour running time and I was probably searching for more gummi worms in the bag when the gay couple was on screen)

Roseanne, on the other hand, loudly promoted gay marriage on her show long BEFORE it was popular, and had an whole episode revolve around it. But now she says she voted for Trump, so that somehow makes Roseanne a "conservative, pro-family" show according to some kooky FReepers. Funny NO ONE felt that way when it aired in the 90s.

It's true that Avengers isn't "conservative" either though.

32 posted on 05/10/2019 11:20:45 AM PDT by BillyBoy (States rights is NOT a suicide pact)
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