CNN is still sitting outside Mueller's office

The Week ^ | March 25, 2019 | Kathryn Krawczyk

[edwinland]

Special Counsel Robert Mueller just won't go home — and neither will CNN.

Reporters — namely the so-called CNN stakeout team — have spent months loitering around Mueller's office, hoping to catch a glimpse of the mysterious man and his even more mysterious investigation into the Trump campaign's conduct surrounding Russian election interference. Yet even though the whole world knows Mueller's job is pretty much wrapped, the CNN stakeout team seemingly hasn't gotten the message.

[mumblypeg]

Cue ZZ Top. Have mercy. Been waitin’ fo’ da bus all day...

[ifinnegan]

“IF Bob Mueller were half the Honest Abe they pretend he is, he wouldn’t have even taken the case, because he knew from the start there wasn’t ANYTHING to it.”

Not as many “theys” anymore.

Now a bunch of them say Mueller was in the tank for Trump.

[null and void]

They are lost sheep, until Soros, the Russians, or the Saudis tell them what to do next. So they just mill around where they were last sent....

[Maris Crane]

Guess that’s what is known as TOP INVESTICATIVE REPORTERS.

But, do they know how foolish they look..

You think you would see Sara Carter or John Solomon sitting outside anyone’s office.

I can’t see it.

[Nifster]

Waiting for the SWAT raid early in the morning....

[mumblypeg]

Or maybe they’re holding Mueller hostage, daring him to come out.
Maybe when he does, they’ll pounce on him like hungry abortionists smelling baby’s blood, and RIP him limb from limb, on live TV, while shouting, “Make fools of us, will you?”

[a little elbow grease]

That is beautifully done!

[RedMonqey]

Very good!

[RedMonqey]

Yeeeeeeck!

[a little elbow grease]

And the media, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the busted pall of treason that had once inspired their lore;

And their eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o’er them streaming throws their shadow on the floor;

And Trump's term from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Has been lifted—forevermore!

____________

Let's hope that CNN folks start getting a 'ravenous' appetite for crow.

[N. Theknow]

CNN is like a faithful dog, aka son-of-a-bitch” pining for its dead master.

[rdl6989]

The Democrats lost the 2016 election, and they need to get over it.

[mellow velo]

C’mon, man. I just ate dinner!

[frank ballenger]

Poe paraphrase....
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Superb work.

Don’t be surprised if Poe’s spirit visits you, sits on a bust of Pallas and says “You da man!”

[lapsus calami]

 

 

On the evening news here they were beating their meat on every channel about "obstruction of justice! obstruction of justice!" - that doesn't even make any sense. How can there be obstruction of justice when there's no underlying crime to obstruct prosecution of justice for? They don't seem to care how absolutely absurd they are.

 

 

[FrankR]

[for-q-clinton]

They are tabloid trash at this point. Just like the tabloids following around celebrities hoping for a story.

[for-q-clinton]

Mueller was the cover up. He had to get them through the mid-terms. Ideally they wanted to take both house and senate, but happy they got one. Now the house can investigate and tie up Trump’s agenda.

[philman_36]

So they just mill around where they were last sent....

Bless their hearts.
They're not only late for the show the credits have already rolled.

[joma89]

Waiting for appendix A of the report no doubt.

JoMa