Why Georgia Wants A Sperm Release Reporting Law

Fits News ^ | 12 March 2019 | Fits News

[maddog55]

Admissions on emissions, if you will.

According to the proposed legislation, H.B. 604, men in Georgia who are over the age of fifty-five would be required to notify the police whenever they ejaculate. Specifically, the bill would require them to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency” whenever one of them “releases sperm from his testicles.”

[Sequoyah101]

The missing link has been found!!!

[Responsibility2nd]

I keep looking at Sandra in the middle there.

I may never do it again. Never.

[jaydubya2]

Whenever you get the urge, just look up their pictures.

[Jewbacca]

Reminds me of advice my uncle Shlomo gave me: “Jewy, you should always date Jewish women or, failing that, black women. the Jewish women for obvious reason, but a black woman has an advantage, since you’ll never have to meet her father.”

Shlomo was a bitter old racist. But funny.

[Political Junkie Too]

Repurpose the EPA?

The Ejaculation Prevention Agency?

-PJ

[rktman]

Wait until they attach the jizometer.👍

[lastchance]

I bet dollars to doughnuts this is about pro-life legislation and their opposition to any such. No doubt to them sperm/semen is equal to an embryo.

[ETCM]

A publicity stunt to push the false narrative that men/conservatives are telling women “what they can do with their bodies”, when it has never been about the woman’s body at all. It has always been about the body of the baby that they want to kill.

[lastchance]

Those valuable federal highway dollars or some such.

[Hyman Roth]

I get it 3 to 4 times a week, every week. Married to this wonderful bride for over 47 years. I am a 70 year old privileged white man that has never cheated on my beautiful bride.

You da man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NorthMountain]

#Repeal19

[Jhadur]

I feel myself stupider just for having looked at their picture, sir. Were I a liberal, I would most certainly ask you to return my lost IQ. Since I am not, I shall go forth and read a Hillsdale College publication and regain them on my own!

[jeffc]

Every 2 or 3 days all men release sperm from their testicles to be stored in the epididymis for maturation. Don't these fools research anything?

[I want the USA back]

How did these unqualified idiots get elected? wait, just saw the picture.

[grobdriver]

Nobody is really this stupid are they?

I don't know - they all look pretty stupid to me.

[ifinnegan]

People believe this.

Who’re the stupid ones?

[Old Yeller]

Some guys will need their own channel on a police scanner.

[mbarker12474]

Okay... what’s up with this?

Is this a pro-abort attention-seeking attempt? Control over a man’s body? Is that what this is?

[kosciusko51]

Will this be in effect for those with vasectomies?

[SuperLuminal]

Just another another attack on the 2nd Amendment... A law restricting shooting by middle-age men...