Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
The Rats get to shrug this stuff off; imagine if Trump or one of his family members wrote down things like this...
Inquiring minds want to know.
The transitive verb "to wax" can have two meanings. One is to coat with wax as a protective and beautifying layer, such as "he waxed the car", frequently things that have been waxed are also buffed. The second is to remove unwanted hair, as in "she waxed her bikini line." An action which is seldom followed by buffing.
Which of those things happened to Beto's bottom at the age of 16? Is there a video?
Just another Deep state John Kerry with a rich wife - not seeing why Rats are paying any attention to this lightweight...
Yeah, I’d say teenagers shouldn’t vote, precisely because they’re silly (spoken as an ex-teenager as are we all...)
16 is ridiculous. 18 is pushing it in my opinion. Frankly I wouldn’t mind seeing the voting age raised to 21 or even 30.
I mean, you really do get smarter with age. More experience equals more understanding and more perspective on things. There’s just no doubt about it.
If the goal is to improve the quality of the vote, raise the voting age.
Naturally the Democrats have it completely backwards.
“Psychedelic Warlord 2020”
It has a nice ring to it, but it’s too much for a bumper sticker.
“wax my ass” wth, never mind I dont want to know
Beto will go far in the democrat party. This will endear him to them.
And I thought I was nuts when I was 16 (1970).
This guy has me beat solid.
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What does that mean? If you are trying to say his perverted thoughts (running over groups of children, etc.) are because he was 16, save that thought for other fools.
That is just plain weird. And we are not running for president and presenting ourselves as a messiah born to govern all."
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Right. Anybody who at 16 writes about running over children with a car and being thrilled about their pain hitting the hood of the car, needs to be in a home.
I'm 72 and back in the 50's and 60's when I grew up, this kid most likely would have been "put away"/institutionalized for a while. But he was a rich protected little punk.
(Robert Francis O'Dork) --- INCORRIGIBLE PUNK FOR PRESIDENT.
yes ...... see post 15
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....that WSJ can't be seen on the net unless you sign away your life .... (I think)
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LOL ..... you say your stupid shit presently.
Sure, I knew a dozen guys who were thrilled about running over groups of children with a car and writing about it. /s
BS.
I don't know what kind of morons you lived with.
Hell, I had my share of mescaline, LSD, mushrooms, etc. back in the very late 60's and early 70's, and I never droned on, thrilled about running over children with a car. I ended up studying biology, history, philosophy and Will and Ariel Durant's "History of Civilization".
Save your bs.
Young people have gone through their "drug stages" for decades.
The results of that drug use nearly completely depends on how the user's brain is constituted BEFORE ingesting the drugs.
Robert Francis O'Rourke was ONE BENT KID before he started taking drugs, warbling in crumby bands on stage, and writing down the pollution from his rotten mind.
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PS --- Maybe Nancy Pelosi would have liked this 16 year old Robert Francis O'Rourke to VOTE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPcSd7DDLk
LMAO, you hit it right on the button. Beto is Dwayne. I remember that great scene.
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Woody. "I gotta go now because..... I'm due back on planet Earth."
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Old Willie Brown could have dug it up for his lovely wench, Kamala Kupcake.
“Bob only being in high school. You can’t hold something like this against him.”
Imagine if Kavanaugh had written that.
(Nothing like a Rat to keep it classy.)
Be funny is some guy is a cow costume showed up at his campaign appearances with a sign “Wax my ass scrub my balls”
Clearly he was referring to his getting anal sex.
“I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid.”
When I was 16, the edgiest we ever got was to sit in church, go through the hymnal, and add (in our heads; not in writing) “between the sheets” at the end of every title. We thought we were soooo cool.
We didn’t know the terms “balls” and “ass” then.
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