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SATIRE Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blan
Babylon Bee ^
| February 19 2019
Posted on 02/23/2019 10:08:55 AM PST by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
Nigerians. If Liz had only given them her banking information she’d be a rich woman now.
To: sanjuanbob
Writer should have used the /s tag.
Why? The /s tag is reserved for sarcasm. And, if a reader can't tell this is satire without a tag then they have far greater things in life to worry about....like checking both ways before crossing the street or learning how to pour sand out of their boots.
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posted on
02/23/2019 11:45:55 AM PST
by
LanaTurnerOverdrive
("I've done things in my life I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
To: scottinoc
Maybe it was the mascots from the National’s baseball team.
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posted on
02/23/2019 11:47:37 AM PST
by
cnsmom
To: Twotone
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posted on
02/23/2019 11:49:51 AM PST
by
elcid1970
(My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
To: The_Media_never_lie
In the Revolutionary War a dark blue stocking cap with a tassel was a “Liberty cap”, imitating the Phrygian liberty cap of antiquity. It symbolized the insurgent United States & could be called the MAGA cap of its day.
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posted on
02/23/2019 11:59:27 AM PST
by
elcid1970
(My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
To: Leaning Right
Does that beer have a .1024% alcohol content?
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:01:52 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: knighthawk; All
Some reporter needs to remind Liz about HISTORY
Would she have hijacked the Cherokee tribe If she knew they
owned African slaves and fought for the confederacy??
The story is here
http://jesusweptanamericanstory.blogspot.com/
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:05:58 PM PST
by
AuntB
(Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
To: elcid1970
She drinks it the same way Injun Joe drank it,..from the bottle. Besides, the bottle is glass so who needs another?
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:11:14 PM PST
by
Cvengr
( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
To: knighthawk
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:11:48 PM PST
by
greylurker
(Biloxi Pinger)
To: elcid1970
I drink it straight from the can.
To: knighthawk
Rumor has it that they also put a bunch of cigars in her hand and made her stand in front of a convenience store.
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:13:40 PM PST
by
RS_Rider
(I hate Illinois Nazis)
To: GraceG
To: knighthawk
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:18:00 PM PST
by
JPJones
(More tariffs, less income tax.)
To: knighthawk
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:19:20 PM PST
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON)
To: Mama Shawna
I drink it straight from the can. Make two holes and you can drink it faster.
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:40:04 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: elcid1970
You need to come to my neck of the woods. I don’t know any women who drink beer from a glass anymore. Course, we are stinky deplorables, dontcha know...
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:06:47 PM PST
by
gibsosa
To: AuntB
The two men proceeded to dump tea in the harbor and blame her for it. One had lacerations from a bad haircut and claimed she tried to scalp him.
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:29:48 PM PST
by
MikelTackNailer
(NRT, New Rome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
To: knighthawk
Great imagination and clever !
Many Thanx
One Ol’ ‘wooden shoe” to another....
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:39:16 PM PST
by
litehaus
(A memory toooo long.............)
To: LanaTurnerOverdrive
Was wondering if anyone would take the bait. I obviously agree with you.
To: sanjuanbob
Dang it! Suckered again. Sorry.
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posted on
02/23/2019 3:47:23 PM PST
by
LanaTurnerOverdrive
("I've done things in my life I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
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