[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Songcraft]

Enlightened and sagacious San Franners, with foresight and abundant perspicacity, may want to consider spending some quality time here in SF...

       

[N. Theknow]

Ummm.....

Sooooo...what’s the downside?

[NormsRevenge]

Here in the south bay, I’m hoping to have a house boat in the event of the bay water levels rising dramatically.

There must be pontoon kits out there or maybe large rubber air bladder kits.

Damn this climate change anyway. So many options, so little time to play with all of them.

[N. Theknow]

OH NO!!!

All those plastic syringes will be washed out to the sea.

Well, at least there won’t be any plastic straws.

[nesnah]

Hurricane "models".....

[Brown Bag Special]

And... where’s the punchline?

[a fool in paradise]

All of those needles and feces are going to pollute the ocean!

[Joshua]

I’m willing to donate a hose or two to speed the process up

[Reverend Wright]

“By 2100, rising sea levels could displace more than 480,000 people along the California coast and result in property losses upwards of $100 billion...”

Gee, that’s too bad !

[kaehurowing]

Sounds like a good start.

[RideForever]

Is Stormy Daniels one of the models making the suggestion?

[SkyDancer]

Needs a good bath and rinsing.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

California is already financially underwater

[roadcat]

In San Francisco, tourist attractions like Fisherman's Wharf, Crissy Field and the Palace of Fine Arts will be lost to the sea, as will the Salesforce Tower, the Google offices, the San Francisco and Oakland Airports and the Ferry Building, according to the Climate Central models.

The BS is thick on this false news report. My mom worked in a famous restaurant at Fisherman's Wharf in the early 1950s in San Francisco. Decades came and went, and the wharf underwent changes with a tourist boom. But the water level is the same now as it was back then, nearly 70 years have passed. I expect another 70 years to pass without a rise in sea levels. Despite Al Gore's prediction that SF would be underwater ten years ago, the water level is the same as always!

[Retvet]

It’s the only way that city will ever be cleaned. But the Pacific Ocean will be severely polluted.

[Socon-Econ]

Any leftist organization in the predicted underwater zone that really believes this nonsense should be willing to deed all its property property to the NRA, deed to become effective 71 years from now. I’m sure the NRA would be willing to bear the cost of registering such deeds.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

If they end up underwater it will not be because of “Glo-Bull Warming”, but an earthquake which probably will sink the SF area under water.

[sport]

It don’t matter.We are only going to be here 12, well 11 3/4 years anyway. Climate change is going to get us. This is straight from the horse’s ass, er mouth.

[escapefromboston]

Let’s all hope

[Mr. K]

Orrr... it could not.

But if I wanted to make a ridiculous prediction, I would predict it happening a long time from now too.