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Unicorn Armpit Hair Is a Harbinger of How Bad Things Can Get in 2019
PJ Media ^ | 18 Jan 2019 | John Ellis

Posted on 01/20/2019 12:29:10 PM PST by Rummyfan

Trends come and trends go. My parents were dirt poor, so there are no pictures of me in parachute pants, thankfully. Likewise, since my parents were super-strict fundamentalist Christians, there are no photos of me with a mullet or, worse, a rat tail. Many of my friends, though, have embarrassing photos of themselves sporting now-discarded embarrassing clothing and hair trends. Like past style trends, the new trend of women sporting unicorn armpit hair is producing an avalanche of photo evidence that will undoubtedly be smirked at by future generations. Unlike many past style trends, unicorn armpit hair is rooted in an ideology that should be rejected.

As a long-haired, bearded man, I receive my fair share of negative comments about my looks. Never really offended, I'm more puzzled as to why some believe that it's okay to tell me that they don't like my appearance. If I were to say to others about their looks what some say to me about mine, I would be labeled a rude jerk. I mention this to say that, as a general rule, I don't mock other people's appearances. It's rude and doesn't accomplish anything. However, I will make an exception for feminists who are proudly displaying their multi-colored armpit hair.

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To: Alas Babylon!

Here’s one women who looks dang sexy with arm pit hair.


I believe the arm pit hair, here, signals a sort of “earthiness” , that men find attractive. In Sophia’s case, her earthiness was only one of her attractions, with or without the hairy pits. Obviously, (clinically speaking), the armpit hair is to send the mind straight to thoughts of other areas of hair. (I tested my hypothesis on my husband, by showing him the picture, and eliciting his response. My experiment proved my theory) ;)


21 posted on 01/20/2019 3:42:23 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Alas Babylon!

Well, at least she trimmed.


22 posted on 01/20/2019 4:08:42 PM PST by Crucial
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To: Crucial

I’m one of those men who does not appreciate a totally hairless woman. Then again, who wants an acre of impenetrable jungle?

A little trim goes a long way.


23 posted on 01/20/2019 4:12:38 PM PST by Alas Babylon! (The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Not only do feminists have have a deep dislike for men but only sleep with women because of it. They are still attracted to men deep down. They should really come out of the closet about their hatred and their repressed heterosexuality. And I don’t say this to be mean. It’s just true. I recently started believing that most women who are gay really aren’t gay but live that lifestyle because of hatred or fear.


24 posted on 01/20/2019 4:14:15 PM PST by Crucial
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To: ChildOfThe60s

I remember Hot Tuna. Half of the Jefferson Airplane played in that band.


25 posted on 01/20/2019 4:19:51 PM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: Flaming Conservative

Okay, your comments reminded me of a very old joke from the 60s. That is apropos to this.

So it goes like this, a very inexperienced man marries this woman. He’s never seen a woman naked or experienced any of the carnal Delights. She guides him into his first sexual experience. He’s enjoying it she’s enjoying it so much that as she is moaning she stretches her arms out. He looks at her unshaven armpits and says, oh goody two more.


26 posted on 01/20/2019 4:34:10 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60's....You weren't really there)
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To: Rummyfan
Mine doesn’t have armpit hair.


27 posted on 01/20/2019 4:38:59 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Alas Babylon!

That’s Sophia. She can do whatever the hell she wants to because she is Sophia Loren. Didn’t you read the rules?


28 posted on 01/20/2019 4:44:00 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (NRT)
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To: Rummyfan

“Just when I think they’ve reached bottom-level crazy, they prove me wrong. Again.”

Unicorn armpit hair just makes it easier to spot the crazy ones.


29 posted on 01/20/2019 4:47:14 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE
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To: Crucial

Ow! Meow! Repressed hetero? Wow!


30 posted on 01/20/2019 4:48:25 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (NRT)
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To: Rummyfan

Eh, in the 60’s it was swallowing goldfish and seeing how many people you could fit into a Volkswagen or a phone booth.


31 posted on 01/20/2019 4:48:55 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: Flaming Conservative

I wouldn’t go by a sample of one. That’s certainly not the association that comes to my mind. I see a woman with shaggy pits and I think “MAN.”


32 posted on 01/20/2019 6:51:27 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Rummyfan
Second sign of insanity: dying your armpit hair.

First sign of insanity: writing articles about dyed armpit hair.

P.S. The John Ellis who wrote the article isn't the Bush family cousin John Ellis.

Or the theoretical physicist John Ellis.

So far neither has spoken out for or against unicorns or armpit hair.

33 posted on 01/20/2019 7:06:19 PM PST by x
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I was mainly referring to the pic of Sophia. Surely, you don’t think “man”, when you see that picture of her.


34 posted on 01/20/2019 8:13:55 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Ha ha ha!


35 posted on 01/20/2019 8:15:11 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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Female armpit hair pic. Patti Smith Group “Easter” album cover art.

FAIR WARNING - Do not click this link if you will be offended by a pic of an otherwise not so attractive women wearing a sheer top...

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/61/b2/68/61b26895b4dacfa0610a946455ba2fae.jpg


36 posted on 01/21/2019 2:25:08 AM PST by Synthesist
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To: Rummyfan

I don’t mind women who let their armpit hair grow out. I think it’s kinda sexy - that’s just me. But coloring that armpit hair all colors of the rainbow is just frickin’ gross!


37 posted on 01/21/2019 2:44:01 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Ya lyublyu kovfefe!)
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To: faucetman
Jon McNaughton print. This is a REAL Woman.


38 posted on 01/21/2019 8:38:54 AM PST by GailA (Wife of RET. SCPO, GET OVER IT, DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!)
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To: MikelTackNailer

There’s a reason why Leftists are so afraid of conversion therapy. They’re afraid it will work to well, allowing “gay” people to act how they should naturally act, like a heterosexual.


39 posted on 01/21/2019 9:04:42 AM PST by Crucial
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To: GailA

Good to talk to you again patriot from Memphis! My computers keep burning out. So glad you are still with us.


40 posted on 01/21/2019 9:46:35 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (NRT)
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