Unicorn Armpit Hair Is a Harbinger of How Bad Things Can Get in 2019

PJ Media ^ | 18 Jan 2019 | John Ellis

[Rummyfan]

Trends come and trends go. My parents were dirt poor, so there are no pictures of me in parachute pants, thankfully. Likewise, since my parents were super-strict fundamentalist Christians, there are no photos of me with a mullet or, worse, a rat tail. Many of my friends, though, have embarrassing photos of themselves sporting now-discarded embarrassing clothing and hair trends. Like past style trends, the new trend of women sporting unicorn armpit hair is producing an avalanche of photo evidence that will undoubtedly be smirked at by future generations. Unlike many past style trends, unicorn armpit hair is rooted in an ideology that should be rejected.

As a long-haired, bearded man, I receive my fair share of negative comments about my looks. Never really offended, I'm more puzzled as to why some believe that it's okay to tell me that they don't like my appearance. If I were to say to others about their looks what some say to me about mine, I would be labeled a rude jerk. I mention this to say that, as a general rule, I don't mock other people's appearances. It's rude and doesn't accomplish anything. However, I will make an exception for feminists who are proudly displaying their multi-colored armpit hair.

[Flaming Conservative]

Here’s one women who looks dang sexy with arm pit hair.

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I believe the arm pit hair, here, signals a sort of “earthiness” , that men find attractive. In Sophia’s case, her earthiness was only one of her attractions, with or without the hairy pits. Obviously, (clinically speaking), the armpit hair is to send the mind straight to thoughts of other areas of hair. (I tested my hypothesis on my husband, by showing him the picture, and eliciting his response. My experiment proved my theory) ;)

[Crucial]

Well, at least she trimmed.

[Alas Babylon!]

I’m one of those men who does not appreciate a totally hairless woman. Then again, who wants an acre of impenetrable jungle?

A little trim goes a long way.

[Crucial]

Not only do feminists have have a deep dislike for men but only sleep with women because of it. They are still attracted to men deep down. They should really come out of the closet about their hatred and their repressed heterosexuality. And I don’t say this to be mean. It’s just true. I recently started believing that most women who are gay really aren’t gay but live that lifestyle because of hatred or fear.

[ought-six]

I remember Hot Tuna. Half of the Jefferson Airplane played in that band.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Okay, your comments reminded me of a very old joke from the 60s. That is apropos to this.

So it goes like this, a very inexperienced man marries this woman. He’s never seen a woman naked or experienced any of the carnal Delights. She guides him into his first sexual experience. He’s enjoying it she’s enjoying it so much that as she is moaning she stretches her arms out. He looks at her unshaven armpits and says, oh goody two more.

[Yaelle]

Mine doesn’t have armpit hair.

[MikelTackNailer]

That’s Sophia. She can do whatever the hell she wants to because she is Sophia Loren. Didn’t you read the rules?

[READINABLUESTATE]

“Just when I think they’ve reached bottom-level crazy, they prove me wrong. Again.”

Unicorn armpit hair just makes it easier to spot the crazy ones.

[MikelTackNailer]

Ow! Meow! Repressed hetero? Wow!

[9YearLurker]

Eh, in the 60’s it was swallowing goldfish and seeing how many people you could fit into a Volkswagen or a phone booth.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I wouldn’t go by a sample of one. That’s certainly not the association that comes to my mind. I see a woman with shaggy pits and I think “MAN.”

[x]

Second sign of insanity: dying your armpit hair.

First sign of insanity: writing articles about dyed armpit hair.

P.S. The John Ellis who wrote the article isn't the Bush family cousin John Ellis.

Or the theoretical physicist John Ellis.

So far neither has spoken out for or against unicorns or armpit hair.

[Flaming Conservative]

I was mainly referring to the pic of Sophia. Surely, you don’t think “man”, when you see that picture of her.

[Flaming Conservative]

Ha ha ha!

[Synthesist]

Female armpit hair pic. Patti Smith Group “Easter” album cover art.

FAIR WARNING - Do not click this link if you will be offended by a pic of an otherwise not so attractive women wearing a sheer top...

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/61/b2/68/61b26895b4dacfa0610a946455ba2fae.jpg

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I don’t mind women who let their armpit hair grow out. I think it’s kinda sexy - that’s just me. But coloring that armpit hair all colors of the rainbow is just frickin’ gross!

[GailA]

Jon McNaughton print. This is a REAL Woman.

[Crucial]

There’s a reason why Leftists are so afraid of conversion therapy. They’re afraid it will work to well, allowing “gay” people to act how they should naturally act, like a heterosexual.

[MikelTackNailer]

Good to talk to you again patriot from Memphis! My computers keep burning out. So glad you are still with us.